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Motorcyclist who jumped nude from cliff reportedly swerved to avoid turkey
Press Democrat ^ | October 7, 2014 | RANDI ROSSMANN

Posted on 10/07/2014 9:33:45 PM PDT by rey

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To: rey

first mistake: swerve to avoid turkey on a motorcycle.


21 posted on 10/07/2014 10:01:37 PM PDT by kvanbrunt2 (civil law: commanding what is right and prohibiting what is wrong Blackstone Commentaries I p44)
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To: VanShuyten

“A remarkably similar event occurred to me back when I was just a corporal in the fight against the Maylay rebels...”

Thank you for sharing that, Commander McBragg.


22 posted on 10/07/2014 10:02:30 PM PDT by rey
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To: Slings and Arrows

If this is not a not a ping then I don’t know what kind of ping a not a ping would be.


23 posted on 10/07/2014 10:09:36 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Ray76

This might have been some master race of outer space Jedi turkey using mind control.
We’ve eaten them for many years, but the dangerous Toms somehow always seem to slip away.


24 posted on 10/07/2014 10:10:24 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: rey
Dang it! Beat me to it!



Commander McBragg

25 posted on 10/07/2014 10:14:43 PM PDT by Ray76 (We must destroy the Uniparty or be destroyed by them.)
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To: kvanbrunt2
first mistake: swerve to avoid turkey on a motorcycle.

Not quite. It depends on what kind of motorcycle the turkey is riding.

26 posted on 10/07/2014 10:22:39 PM PDT by Greysard
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27 posted on 10/07/2014 10:23:13 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: rey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5V3Tizxm7A


28 posted on 10/07/2014 10:29:30 PM PDT by mylife
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To: Liberty Valance

That’s hilarious.


29 posted on 10/07/2014 10:36:26 PM PDT by Ray76 (We must destroy the Uniparty or be destroyed by them.)
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30 posted on 10/07/2014 10:40:12 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Greysard

“What kind of motorcycle the turkey was riding”

The big bird was on an Indian, doing a Vulcan mind meld on him.
The Indian threatened to knock the stuffing out ... never mind.


31 posted on 10/07/2014 10:43:27 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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To: rey

On the road to a new life, going to yet another country to start over again, cruising down the beach highway, and all of a sudden some turkey wipes it all away? I might have gotten naked and jumped off a cliff too.


33 posted on 10/07/2014 10:54:05 PM PDT by kingu (Everything starts with slashing the size and scope of the federal government.)
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To: F15Eagle
Surely not!

Happy Octoberfest!

35 posted on 10/07/2014 10:58:34 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: rey

Well that explains everything....


37 posted on 10/07/2014 11:03:19 PM PDT by Kozak ("It may be dangerous to be America's enemy, but to be America's friend is fatal" Henry Kissinger)
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To: F15Eagle

Dazed and Confused - Free Ride"/a>

38 posted on 10/07/2014 11:28:49 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: rey

You can get so cold that your body tells you it’s hot. You start sweating and start removing your clothing.


39 posted on 10/07/2014 11:37:45 PM PDT by VerySadAmerican (Liberals were raised by women or wimps. And they're all stupid.)
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To: shibumi; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Let me guess: He got a ticket for not wearing a helmet.


40 posted on 10/07/2014 11:43:25 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Country Songs Don't Have Happy Endings" - http://youtu.be/W93nc95j1KY)
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