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Absolutely right. When I was a kid a neighbor down the street complained that my dog bit him. Cops were called- asked the guy where he was when he got bit. He said that he was in my parents back yard. cop asks WTF are you doing in their back yard?. The cop goes and checks our back yard, finds an open can of paint next to the pool. Turns out the kid got caught peeping in neighbors windows by my mom, who called the cops on him. He was going to get back at her by ruining the pool liner. He got arrested for trespassing and attempted vandalism. As he's being led away the kid asks “what about the dog bite?” The cop laughs and says “serves you right, you idiot!” The kid definitely had a room temperature IQ.

22 posted on 10/08/2014 9:52:05 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (tease not the dragon for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)

To: Celtic Conservative

good thing you got a good cop.

28 posted on 10/08/2014 9:58:16 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)

To: Celtic Conservative

” As he’s being led away the kid asks “what about the dog bite?” The cop laughs and says “serves you right, you idiot!” The kid definitely had a room temperature “

But little cherry grew up to be a member of the elite GOP, vanguard of personal rights and responsibilities

63 posted on 10/09/2014 3:54:54 AM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)

To: Celtic Conservative

Protip: Bale of peat moss meets pool at midnight.

65 posted on 10/09/2014 4:05:06 AM PDT by Rodamala

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