The Rise of the Professional Slut

“There was a time when you knew who the bad girls were,” someone close to me once said. “Now you know who the good girls are.”

And I hear that all three of them are beside themselves over today’s state of affairs.

“Lena Dunham: I Was Raped By a ‘Campus Republican,’” the headline reads, introducing the “Girls” star’s story about an alleged sexual assault at the hands of a “mustachioed” conservative undergrad while a student at Ohio’s Oberlin College nearly a decade ago. It’s perhaps a fanciful story, the kind you might expect to read in the National Enquirer or The Sun right after “I Was Impregnated by a Space Alien” and “Loch Ness Monster Found Living in Central Park Lake.” I mean, really, are we supposed to believe this?

That there was a Republican at Oberlin College?

In brief, Dunham says that one day when she was 19 and drunk and high as a kite on Xanax and cocaine, she entered a state of undress to relieve herself in a parking lot right in front her GOP friend. He then, to put it delicately, makes aggressive physical sexual overtures, after which she takes him back to her apartment; at this point, “in an attempt to convince herself that she’d given consent — [she] talks dirty to him as he forces himself on her,” she writes in her newly released memoir, penned at the ripe old age of 27 (of course, she does possess more of a certain kind of experience than any five women three times her age).

when she was 19 and drunk and high as a kite on Xanax and cocaine, she entered a state of undress to relieve herself in a parking lot

I get that every one has their kink, but if the sight of a wasted Lena Dunham urinating in a parking lot gets your motor running, you have years of therapy ahead of you.

It’s like PJ O’Rourke said: No one fanticizes about being tied up and ravished by a Liberal.

They wouldn't know where to begin. They are the passive ones to whom all desirable things must happen. God forbid they would have to do any work, even to pursue happiness.

Silicon Valley doing its bit (no pun intended)....from the UK Daily Mail

Sex workers of Silicon Valley: Business booms for prostitutes as California floods with young tech workers - and they say Google exec's heroin yacht death has painted them in a bad light

Area has been in the spotlight again after death of 51-year-old Forrest Hayes Police claim high-priced escort Alix Tichelman injected him with lethal hit

She was just one of thousands of tech-savvy sex workers in San Francisco Tech workers are regular clients because of their busy lives and high pay

One told CNN the death wrongly 'casts a shadow on the sex industry'

Others are worried about the shutting down of sites like MyRedBook.com Prostitution remains a crime in California with hundreds of arrests last year.

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