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Woman Arrested After Becoming Trapped in Chimney at Thousand Oaks Home
KTLA Morning News ^
| October 19, 2014
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Posted on 10/20/2014 7:18:24 AM PDT by Maceman
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To: Larry Lucido
To: RightGeek
Well, does this action make this guy more eager to continue seeing her??? Geez louise..
I’m thinking that they went out on the six dates, and that she’s eager to see him but he decided to not continue things.
So her response is to get to him, break into his house, whatever it takes.
Sounds like a girlfriend you don’t want to have. OMG...
To: CrazyIvan
“Put a damper on the puns.”
Ok, if it soots you.
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posted on
10/20/2014 7:56:18 AM PDT
by
Rennes Templar
(Obama: First ever POTUS to be retired while still in office.)
To: Maceman
Cop 1: “Cuff her.”
Cop 2: “No way. Just washed my uniform. You cuff her.”
Cop 1: “Nuh uhn...I’m filling out the report. YOU cuff her.”
Cop 2: “I’ll buy the doughnuts if you’ll cuff her.”
Cop 1: “You’ll cuff her AND buy the doughnuts because I’m your sergeant.”
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posted on
10/20/2014 7:56:28 AM PDT
by
moovova
To: jagusafr
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posted on
10/20/2014 7:58:24 AM PDT
by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(At no time was the Obama administration aware of what the Obama administration was doing)
To: Rennes Templar
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posted on
10/20/2014 7:59:17 AM PDT
by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(At no time was the Obama administration aware of what the Obama administration was doing)
To: Maceman
For anyone contemplating going down a chimney, first go to your local library and look at the diagrams showing fireplace and chimney construction. You ain’t gonna make it past the firebox and damper. And if the flue goes to the boiler, you are not going to exit.
To: CrazyIvan
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posted on
10/20/2014 8:01:42 AM PDT
by
jagusafr
(the American Trinity (Liberty, In G0D We Trust, E Pluribus Unum))
To: Rennes Templar
they had gone on about six dates She probably just figured he needed his ashes hauled again.
To: Rennes Templar
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posted on
10/20/2014 8:04:51 AM PDT
by
CrazyIvan
(I lost my phased plasma rifle in a tragic hovercraft accident.)
To: Larry Lucido
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posted on
10/20/2014 8:06:24 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: CrazyIvan
Good puns here, but their intent is a little smokey.
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posted on
10/20/2014 8:07:35 AM PDT
by
Rennes Templar
(Obama: First ever POTUS to be retired while still in office.)
To: LoneRangerMassachusetts
“For anyone contemplating going down a chimney, first go to your local library and look at the diagrams...”
OR
For anyone contemplating going down a chimney, first go to your local doctor and have an IQ test.
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posted on
10/20/2014 8:10:33 AM PDT
by
Rennes Templar
(Obama: First ever POTUS to be retired while still in office.)
To: Larry Lucido; Lazamataz
I’d hit it (with a fireplace poker).
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posted on
10/20/2014 8:27:41 AM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> ---)
To: smokingfrog
“Hopefully his insurance will cover it.”
Probably won’t exceed the deductible.
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posted on
10/20/2014 8:34:37 AM PDT
by
catnipman
(Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
To: Larry Lucido
WOW, Guilty! Maybe she's better if she cleans up and does a little make-up.
Perhaps she should have thought ahead and lubed the chimney BEFORE she made her attempt. What if that guy had been on vacation? She could have easily died there, the same thing has happened before.
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posted on
10/20/2014 8:57:14 AM PDT
by
Lockbar
(What would Vlad The Impaler do?)
To: Maceman
She was really stoked up about her eternal flame but he was just content to let the coals grow cold.
To: Maceman
Also using the ‘smokey eye’ style of make-up. Although her overall coloring looks a little ashen.
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posted on
10/20/2014 9:01:09 AM PDT
by
ZinGirl
(kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
To: Lockbar
Just to add to this, I'm suspecting in real life she is a lot like Tony Soprano's nutty car-sales girlfriend Gloria Trillo. But not nearly as hot. Here is some eye wash for you all:
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posted on
10/20/2014 9:04:11 AM PDT
by
Lockbar
(What would Vlad The Impaler do?)
To: Redcitizen
... you guys are just awful
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posted on
10/20/2014 9:17:05 AM PDT
by
FunkyZero
(... I've got a Grand Piano to prop up my mortal remains)
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