We folks that add beans to our chili can be entered into the WMD category
Reminds me of “Guys weekend at the lake”...my male relatives actually gave an AWARD for the guy that had “the fart in the boat with the longest hang time”
(And some of you wonder why I am the way I am ;-)
I blame it on “Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders”... or if there’s a cat or dog, “wasn’t me, hon, it was one of them!” Ha! And I always ride with the windows down, 1-2hrs after eating.