Posted on 11/08/2014 7:47:54 PM PST by Lorianne
Kim Kardashian is angry at a woman the piece refers to as “internet bottom sensation” Jen Selter. Selter has been posting photographs of her large buttocks on Instagram, an activity Kardashian apparently feels is an unacceptable infringement upon her very raison d’etre: one of the gangplanks of Kim Kardashian’s global celebrity being her nonpareil ability to take photographs of her own large buttocks with a cameraphone.
“Kim thinks Jen copies all her poses … she is fuming as she feels her curvy bum is one of her most unique selling points and feels that Jen is just trying to cash in.”
“Insiders say Kim has sought legal advice to see if they can stop Jen,” it read, raising the very real possibility that, somewhere in California, a crack team of lawyers may at this very moment be working around the clock to copyright buttocks on behalf of Kim Kardashian.
You may say this is an entirely ridiculous scenario – we are all, God willing, born with buttocks, Kanye West’s wife can’t just carry on as if she personally invented the concept of having an arse. To which Lost in Showbiz can only respond: do you know how much money these people have? They can bankroll the best legal minds in America! Frankly, if anyone can copyright the concept of buttocks, it’s the West-Kardashians.
Lost in Showbiz envisages a dystopian future, in which no man or woman is legally allowed to have buttocks without first applying to Kim Kardashian for a licence: those unable to produce the right documentation on request forced to suffer the horrifying consequences. Terrorism, ebola, now Kim Kardashian quite literally trying to pinch our arses: can 2014 get any worse?
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Nah, he likes it “in” the bum as I have been told.
Classic Free Republic thread — Rap song translated into Latin:
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Has its own ZIP code. No, has its own time zone!
Woah!
That is some serious, serious junk in da trunk!
I never really looked much at her sister as she is particularly pig faced.
Oink oink.
A fecal obsession???
Heh, I had to click and come in.
It is like the compulsion to watch a train wreck!
This is only one woman’s opinion,but back in the day, Kylie Minogue had a nice rear. Shapely and proportionate, not huge and weird. For all I know, she still does. I didn’t keep track.
Badunkadunkazilla!
This Jan, however, who caused Kim to feel a stick jammed up her ..., now Jan’s got a nice caboose.
Even we unabashed bottom men know that too much bubble, like Kim, is just, too, too ... Hottentot Venus.
LOL! Yeah me too, I didn’t keep track. Besides I’m more of a gam man. I also appreciate a nicely turned ankle.
Showing my age...
I’ll see your Spinal Tap and raise you my cousin Mean Gene Kelton and his band the Die Hards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2b_gTs1M1TA
Big Legged Mama Satisfy My Soul
LIVE at The Hawg Stop IIRC
it’d be tough to miss and the resultant reflexive shockwave could cripple a person.
She didn’t have Butt Implants. It’s all her.
She is still Fake though. Rich, but Fake.
One only needs to think of how it’s going to look in 25to 30 years. It’s got to be going south.
I know, I’m obsessed w/her butt, always have been. Because I find it so unbelievably odd and freakish! Yes, it is like looking at a train wreck but at least she hasn’t let it keep her in her house, she kind of had to embrace it I guess. The whole big butt luv is definitely here to stay, all the singers seem to have them and flaunt them now; inventing songs only about their butts, etc. Weird world we live in.
Other then the media constantly showing her photos and talking about her big butt...what is she? Doesn’t seem to have any talent or accomplishments even in Hollywood.
She reminds me of Mily Cyrus without the props...who is really just a twisted exhibitionists now.
Who are these people?
Are they kept waiting in line outside the door of a plastic surgeon’s office?
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