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100 missing brains found in Texas! Really
www.latimes.com ^ | 12/03/2014 | By Michael Muskal

Posted on 12/03/2014 11:00:37 AM PST by Red Badger

The case of the missing 100 brains in Texas has been solved, officials said on Wednesday. And, no, this is not a joke.

The brains, missing from a facility at the University of Texas in Austin have been found at the University of Texas in San Antonio, Timothy Schallert, a professor of neuroscience and psychology at the Austin school, told the Los Angeles Times.

“They have the brains,” Schallert said. “They read a media report of the missing brains and they called to say: ‘We got those brains!’

“I know the brains will be treated very well there,” Schallert said.

The case of the missing brains began in the 1990s, Schallert said, when officials noticed that about half of 200 brains stored at the Austin school had gone absent without leave. The brains were individually stored in formaldehyde, used as a preservative.

The brains, kept at the school’s Animal Resources Center in Austin, were mostly from patients at a state mental hospital and were used for research including studying Alzheimer’s disease.

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TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: austin; brains; texas
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1 posted on 12/03/2014 11:00:37 AM PST by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Did they vote in the last election?..............


2 posted on 12/03/2014 11:01:23 AM PST by Red Badger (If you compromise with evil, you just get more evil..........................)
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To: Red Badger

This is going to be a fun thread to watch....


3 posted on 12/03/2014 11:01:46 AM PST by Hot Tabasco (Alexander Graham Bell's famous words: "Answer the damn phone you idiot!")
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To: Red Badger

100 Democrats will be celebrating tonight.


4 posted on 12/03/2014 11:02:18 AM PST by moovova
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To: Hot Tabasco

It’s a very fluid situation!


5 posted on 12/03/2014 11:03:06 AM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Red Badger

Hilarious that UTSA now has UT's brains. Bwa hahahahaaa!

6 posted on 12/03/2014 11:03:15 AM PST by Jane Long ("And when thou saidst, Seek ye my face; my heart said unto thee, Thy face, LORD, will I seek")
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To: Red Badger

They just went up the freeway north a bit and found tons of them at Baylor! Brains to spare up there :)


7 posted on 12/03/2014 11:03:39 AM PST by TexasFreeper2009 (Obama lied .. the economy died.)
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To: Red Badger

Is mine there? I’ve lost it.


8 posted on 12/03/2014 11:03:44 AM PST by Diamond (He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people,)
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9 posted on 12/03/2014 11:03:53 AM PST by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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To: Red Badger
The brains, missing from a facility at the University of Texas in Austin

A lot of people in Austin are missing their brains.

10 posted on 12/03/2014 11:03:53 AM PST by Cementjungle
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To: Red Badger

They were not found in the US Senate.


11 posted on 12/03/2014 11:04:02 AM PST by GreensKeeperWillie (There are things so foolish that only intellectuals can believe them. - George Orwell)
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To: Red Badger

That’s not enough to account for all that are missing in D.C.


12 posted on 12/03/2014 11:04:25 AM PST by oldtech
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To: Red Badger

The collective IQ of the rat party just went back up to 67.


13 posted on 12/03/2014 11:04:40 AM PST by Carriage Hill ( Some days you're the windshield, and some days you're the bug.)
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To: oldtech

What’s missing in our reps in DC is not brains, it’s balls.


14 posted on 12/03/2014 11:05:05 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: TexasFreeper2009

No, everyone knows that the REAL brains are even further north than Baylor/Waco....

....at TCU ;-)


15 posted on 12/03/2014 11:05:09 AM PST by Jane Long ("And when thou saidst, Seek ye my face; my heart said unto thee, Thy face, LORD, will I seek")
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To: moovova

But, now that they have brains, won’t they be Republicans?


16 posted on 12/03/2014 11:05:50 AM PST by knittnmom (Save the earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!)
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To: Red Badger

I wonder if they belong to all 100 members of the U.S. Senate.


17 posted on 12/03/2014 11:05:54 AM PST by Jean2 (ox)
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To: MrB

Yes. Hundreds of *those* are missing, as well....from DC ;-)


18 posted on 12/03/2014 11:06:00 AM PST by Jane Long ("And when thou saidst, Seek ye my face; my heart said unto thee, Thy face, LORD, will I seek")
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To: Red Badger

Found in Texas, missing from DC.


19 posted on 12/03/2014 11:06:43 AM PST by Ray76 (Who gave the stand down order? Benghazi? Ferguson?)
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To: Red Badger

Well somebody hurry up and get them back to the senate.


20 posted on 12/03/2014 11:08:58 AM PST by cripplecreek (You can't half ass conservatism.)
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