[Salamander]

My pasty white, blonde, blue eyed cousin freaked out and ran into a cornfield, crying during a traffic stop.

A slew of cops multi-tazered him to death.

Apparently, he did not get this memo in time.

[Blue Jays]

"My pasty white, blonde, blue-eyed cousin freaked out and ran into a cornfield, crying during a traffic stop.
A slew of cops multi-tazered him to death.
Apparently, he did not get this memo in time.

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Salamander, sorry to learn of your cousin's tragic fate.
The police were undoubtedly racist, anyway, so goes the current approved narrative.

[TigersEye]

I’m sorry to hear that, Sal.

[yldstrk]

Are you serious? Why would there be a slew of cops at a corn field?