Rush Limbaugh Show,M-F,12NOONPM-3PM,EST,WOR AM,December 10,2014

The EIB Network ^ | December 10, 2014 | Rush Limbaugh

[Biggirl]

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1270 Avenue of the Americas,

New York, NY 10020.

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AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — host. Get ready to what you were born to do — listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.

[skinkinthegrass]

Vegetarian Resturant and Laundry to GO!
what a rough way to start a tread.

[gov_bean_ counter]

No kidding. :)

[Sensei Ern]

DC busses run on methane. They should hook up vacuum hoses to the passenger seats to extend the travel range.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

We had one of those here around Pittsburgh. Chinese Buffet & laundry, both in the same building and the same owner.

You could do your laundry while eating lunch.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Wow, $64,000M is the magic number.

[mylife]

I have this bumper sticker:

bonanza cleaners & laundry

“Best place in town to drop your pants”

[rightwingintelligentsia]

LOL!

[mylife]

It’s funny because it’s true!

[skinkinthegrass]

"Wash. DC / LA / NYC / Chicago Public Transit lines are self-sustaining" BUMP!

[skinkinthegrass]

“Best place in town
to drop your pants”Careful there! Washington is (aberrants are) listening...

[rightwingintelligentsia]

We had a local plumber whose slogan was “Don’t Go to Bed With that Drip!”

[mylife]

On interrogation under duress:

It is true that much of it will be false confessions to get relief, but much of it will be true.
Our guys are not so dumb that they run with anything they get.
The verify and link before they act on intel.

[mylife]

Bwaahaaahaa!
Love a good sense of humor.

[PghBaldy]

Nothing wong with that!

[gov_bean_ counter]

Too funny.

[Clint N. Suhks]

No ticky no lunchy?

[skinkinthegrass]

"drip"*snickering*

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Two wongs don’t make a right.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

As you are the resident handbag expert, can you explain why someone would pay $98K for a purse?

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/Hermes-by-Heritage-Auctions/Handbags/cat52760760_cat41900746_cat13030735/c.cat?viewClick=true&sort=&altFilter=&page=1&filter1Value=&cmCat=&view=&filter2Type=&fview=&filter1Type=&filter2Value=&filterOverride=

[gov_bean_ counter]

Fa ra ra ra ra
ra ra ra ra!!!
A Christmas Story