Stinky revenge: Couple tricks holiday package thief into stealing box of dog poop

WJLA.com (ABC 7) ^ | December 9, 2014 | Jennifer Donelan

[NCLaw441]

Is it illegal to own C4? (I really don’t know.) If not, then it shouldn’t be illegal to store it on your porch in a box.

[RJS1950]

Heh, I did the same with catbox droppings from three large cats, scoopable includes large lumps of absorbed urine as well. Put a note inside that says there is an RFID tracker inside and that the police are probably on the way just to try to get them to dig through it.

[Blennos]

“Angry, she and her boyfriend decided...” It was somewhat a fun read til that line and it brought me back to the reality of how messed up our society is.

I don't get your point here. What is unusual about a girl having a boyfriend?

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

What do you put in the bottle for a Yoo-hoo thief?

[ifinnegan]

No such thing as wife or husband anymore.

[SandRat]

That gives the thief a “CRAPPY” Holiday.

[JimRed]

Urban legend has it that during one of Manhattan’s garbage strikes, you could dispose of our trash by gift wrapping it and leaving it in view in an unlocked car or on a stoop.

[terycarl]

Many years ago I witnessed the same type of thing in Milwaukee....this time the target of the thieves left a nice package of cookies from grandma via ups on their porch....the cookies, however were were laced with ex-lax and probably kept the thieves “on the move” for some time!!!

[oldtech]

I wonder if that would fall under “return postage guaranteed”?

[Gandalf_The_Gray]

I'd settle for covering them with just dog feces!

As I recall, pig poo is by far the worst!

Regards,
GtG