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Obama: I’m Jewish ‘in my soul’
Jewish Journal ^ | 12/18/2014 | David Suissa

Posted on 12/18/2014 4:26:22 PM PST by Responsibility2nd

"What will you tell the President when you see him?" was my daughter Eva's first reaction when I told her I'd been invited to the White House Channukah party (Actually, it was her second reaction. Her first was, "Take me!"). Kids are innocent that way. They don't realize that when you have over a hundred people crowding the leader of the free world, it's not so easy to get in a word edgewise.

But I got lucky. It's not what I told the President that mattered, it's what I heard him say when few people were paying attention.

After the president made his Channukah remarks and the lighting ceremony was over, he came down to greet the thick crowd of guests along a receiving line.

Because the Glatt kosher lamb chops were so amazing, and my friend Selwyn Gerber and I were completely immersed in the shmooze-with-every-cool-Jew routine prior to the President's arrival, I came late to the waiting crowd, which means I ended up about four rows back.

Here's where my luck kicked in. There was an imposing and tall white-haired gentleman to my right who had a booming voice and was determined to say something to the President (I think he may have had a few single malts, but that's another story.)

So, when the president got closer to us, and I was prepared to launch my very tame, "Mr President, do you have a message you want to share with the Jews of Los Angeles?" line, THE MAN TO MY RIGHT launched the most brilliant Presidential Channukah greeting of all time:

"Mr President," he said in his booming voice, "when I told my Christian friend I was coming to a Channukah party at the White House, he told me, 'I didn't know the President was Jewish!"

The President let out a serious belly laugh. But in all the commotion of people asking other questions and everyone clicking their smart phone cameras, it was easy to lose sight of the president to see if he had anything to say.

I kept my eyes straight on him. It was clear that the "President was Jewish" idea had intrigued him. After about three or four seconds, as he was walking away, and looking at no one in particular, the President just said, "I am, in my soul."

So, there you have it: The leader of the free world says he's Jewish, in his soul.

Happy Channukah, Eva.


TOPICS: Government; Israel; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California; US: District of Columbia
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To: Olog-hai

The one he sold to Beelzebub.


101 posted on 12/20/2014 3:37:55 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: Boogieman

Maybe he’s like that Woody Allen character who transforms himself into whomever he’s near.


102 posted on 12/20/2014 3:41:46 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: Eleutheria5

Zelig.


103 posted on 12/20/2014 3:42:20 PM PST by Publius ("Who is John Galt?" by Billthedrill and Publius now available at Amazon.)
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To: Publius

Right. Perfect affliction for a soulless politician.


104 posted on 12/20/2014 3:43:01 PM PST by Eleutheria5 (End the occupation. Annex today.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Cue facepalm pic.


105 posted on 12/20/2014 3:48:26 PM PST by Zionist Conspirator (Throne and Altar! [In Jerusalem!!!])
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To: Slings and Arrows; GeronL

His religion is Pandering Socialist.


106 posted on 12/22/2014 1:47:02 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
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To: hal ogen

Stalinists lie. ALWAYS


107 posted on 12/22/2014 1:50:28 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Shickl-Gruber's Big Lie gave us Hussein's Un-Affordable Care act (HUAC).)
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To: Responsibility2nd
If there's one thing anyone should have learned about him, it's that Obama will say anything.
108 posted on 01/01/2015 12:03:23 PM PST by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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