Rush Limbaugh Show, M-F, 12noon-3PM, EDT, WOR-AM, Tuesday, January 6th, 2015

The EIB Network ^ | Tuesday, January 6th, 2015 | Rush Limbaugh

[Carriage Hill]

AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — host. Get ready to what you were born to do — listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.

[StoneWall Brigade]

Howdy

[mylife]

Heya

[StoneWall Brigade]

I’ve been in meetings today how’s the show been?

[AnnGora]

And so Rush blows off the real news and returns to his favorite subject: football.

[mylife]

Depressing.

[StoneWall Brigade]

Saw where John Traitor got elected speaker.

[mylife]

LOL!

http://time.com/3655914/oregon-ohio-name-change/

[mylife]

yup.

[gov_bean_ counter]

...and now Boner will begin to show just what a nasty piece of work he really is as he gets even with all his detractors.

[Carriage Hill]

I kind of liked Gowdy; he even looked like he was getting his hair problem under control. Now, not so much.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Now Rush will get in trouble for doing a mock-ghetto accent imitation of Jameis Winston.

[rightwingintelligentsia]

LOL!

[mylife]

Guaranteed.

[StoneWall Brigade]

I am ashamed to call him fellow Carolina.

[WilliamofCarmichael]

You knew of course that I was just kidding (Headline?).. but it's more likely that the new Congress would go after the Tea Party before it dare to take a look at Islamists or the black power campaign to arm-up against whites. Back in the '60s when blacks were ten percent of the population the black power groups shouted "Take ten!"

[StoneWall Brigade]

Hello

[mylife]

OHhhh NOOooo...! Trouble again?

[Clint N. Suhks]

[StoneWall Brigade]

I am not surprised by turn of events the late Paul Weyrich along with the late Howard Phillips have been sounding the alarm about the Gop-e.

[Ingtar]

Keystone Seminoles?