Rush Limbaugh Show,"Open Lines Fridays",M-F,12NOONPM-3PM,EST,WOR AM, January 9,2015

The EIB Network ^ | January 9, 2015 | Rush Limbaugh

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[sloop]

i can see i am making inroads into corrupting you...

[rightwingintelligentsia]

You are a baleful influence on me, sloop . . . ;-)

[StoneWall Brigade]

How are you?

[gov_bean_ counter]

new depths

So to speak...

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Good, sir. And you?

[StoneWall Brigade]

Craziness in Europe.

[Buckeye McFrog]

yeah, you’re right....that’s more like Jim Quinn subject matter

[StoneWall Brigade]

I am good did your pipes make it?

[mylife]

Coming to a shore near you...

[StoneWall Brigade]

Hey!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Yes, they are fine so far.

[StoneWall Brigade]

Get your rifle to the ready.

[StoneWall Brigade]

Good

[ColdOne]

Howdy

[Carriage Hill]

Missed it; just getting in from AT&T Phone Store, and wrestling with a temp phone until mine arrives. I’ll get the podcast in a little while.

[Carriage Hill]

Some junkie’s crack/freebase pipe blew up in the alley; no big deal. Heh.

[Carriage Hill]

"spinach in this teeth"

» ginger ale spew! »

[Enterprise]

ROFL!!!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

The “explosion” (it was a dud) was actually near the barber shop; the NAACP office was on the other end of the building.

Maybe someone was trying to retaliate for a bad haircut.

[skinkinthegrass]

fine...then, send them ALL back to Middle East / North Africa.
let the Islamic States take them in, they'll let them die of thirst
/ starvation.