Greta’s elevator nightmare

Media Equalizer ^ | January 23, 2014 | Brian Maloney

[GeronL]

Hanoi?

[Jack Hydrazine]

Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gocPZA0HLA

[GeronL]

That in itself was a dangerous move since someone crawling out could have been crushed if the elevator dropped again........

more like cut in half!

[444Flyer]

...“if it goes down, I’m going up”...LOL

Praise God they are all O.K.. This is going to make for a great story!

[HiTech RedNeck]

I guess it failed the inspection huh.

[Jack Hydrazine]

Top 10 Elevator Scenes in Movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Othrur-T6rM

[billys kid]

LMAO!

[SamAdams76]

Forget about the rest of the elevator passengers. I'm just glad to hear Greta is okay.

I have had a crush on Greta for the past 15 years. My wife is aware but she does not appear to be concerned about it.

[longfellow]

Laurie Dhue, recovering alcoholic, my wife says she would have to be drunk to have sex with me.

[LibWhacker]

Hasn't this guy ever heard of Punji Sticks???!!

[LibWhacker]

Referring to this claim: “Incidentally, if a lift is headed uncontrollably to the bottom, the best possible way to survive is to lie flat on the floor.”

(Got omitted somehow)

[ProtectOurFreedom]

My wife and I got stuck in an elevator in a parking garage in Honolulu on our honeymoon 31 years ago. We rang the bell, tried the phone, waited about an hour, shouted — nothing!

I finally pried the doors open and there was about a three or four foot drop to the nearest floor. We hopped out, but in that instant we were in the opening, I terrified the car would move. Back then there were no automated payment systems, so we yelled at the guy collecting money in the booth at the exit. He couldn’t have possibly cared any less. He nonchalantly went back to reading his book and didn’t lift a finger to fix the problem.

Greta’s experience was far scarier, dropping about four floors. Yikes!

[ReaganGeneration2]

“If it goes down, I’m going up.”

Atheist would reply: “Sorry, in Vietnam, gravity will nguyen.”

[GreyFriar]

Possibly too much weight in the elevator multiple people and their luggage. I remember that happening to a group of us on a college tour to Europe. It was in a hotel in Madrid, Spain. We got into the elevator, with our suit cases, pushed the button for one of the upper floors and immediately dropped to the basement, only one or two stories, we were “shaken but not broken,” to paraphase Jame Bond.

[SandRat]

They Dirtied their Adult DEPends.

[bgill]

Reverend Graham quips “if it goes down, I’m going up”

Hey, at least she'd have been with good company who could slip in a good word.

[Graybeard58]

Is Van Susteren still providing in depth coverage of the Lacy/Scott Peterson case? I quit watching her after the first year of nightly coverage of the case.

[cport]

Oh that was nice...

[zot]

Thanks for the ping. Two floors can be a serious fall. I’m glad you were not broken.