Note: this topic is from 1/30/2015. Thanks SJackson.
Posted on 01/30/2015 5:28:06 AM PST by SJackson
Just wait until he finds out Christopher Columbus’s mother was Jewish, as were many of his crew.
(Sailor was a common occupation for Jews in Europe because of the inability to own land.)
http://www.amazon.com/Jewish-Pirates-Caribbean-Swashbuckling-Freedom/dp/0767919521
How could the moslems travel to the Americas when their own koran says the sun set in a muddy spring in North africa?
http://www.answering-islam.org/authors/cornelius/sun_in_muddy_pool.html
He is right about one thing Columbus wasn’t first.
Now just a cotton pickin’ minit here. Let’s be fair. You can’t hump a camel without you get up on stilts or use a step ladder or something. They are long-legged and uncooperative, and as a result, their genitalia are usually much too high for human humping, not that I’ve had any experience with that. More likely, Muhammed went for cows, sheep and donkeys, in addition to the aforementioned pedophilia.
You never seen a camel lying on the ground? I’m not a biologist, but it seems to me in that position a determined person enamored of compliant animals would be more than able to complete his foul deeds. That being said Mohammed probably would have humped anything that walked, talked, swam or flew. Not necessarily in that order.
Well, yeah. They do sort of crouch to receive passengers and loads. But their tails are always tucked downward, rather than sticking up in the air. Maybe they do that if they’re in heat, though. I suppose Mad Mo, being a patient profit, would wait until the camelesse were in heat, and then stick his dingus in for whatever pleasure he might get. So, yeah. He probably did hump camels. The only question remaining is whether the profit would hump a snake if someone held its head, or if he would just go at it even if its head were still loose.
Something’s wrong, though. We’re mocking the profit, and nobody’s showed up at my door yet with a kalashnikoff. So I guess we’ll have to keep going.
So if Mo had accidentally doodled a picture of himself...would he have cut his own head off?
Even if he saw his own face in the mirror and laughed at it, he would be condemned for self-blasphemy.
Note: this topic is from 1/30/2015. Thanks SJackson.
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