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S.F. police looking for owner of abandoned prosthetic leg
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| March 2, 2015
| Steve Rubenstein
Posted on 03/02/2015 3:24:21 PM PST by artichokegrower
Someone in San Francisco is missing a leg, and the cops have it.
It’s worth $7,000, and probably a lot more to the person it belongs to. It’s a prosthetic right leg, and it comes with a man’s brown shoe, in good repair.
Officer Julio Bandoni found the leg last week at Eighth and Market streets. It was leaning against a tree trunk, in front of a mobile-phone store.
(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...
TOPICS: Culture/Society; US: California
KEYWORDS: california; leg; prosthetic; prostheticleg; sanfrancisco
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To: longfellow
That was a great movie! (-:
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posted on
03/02/2015 4:01:25 PM PST
by
MeganC
(You can ignore reality, but reality won't ignore you.)
To: artichokegrower
I can’t do the story justice but a guy I know got real drunk one night at a bar and took some random girl home ...Passed out ...woke up and she was gone but there was a prosthetic leg laying on the floor. She never came back for it and he didn’t know what to do with it. I think he still has it.
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posted on
03/02/2015 4:03:20 PM PST
by
lwd
To: Secret Agent Man
Probably has some lame excuse as to how he lost his leg.
To: Vendome
"Oh no! Eilean!" Eilean is blameless. This sounds more like Peggy.
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posted on
03/02/2015 4:08:15 PM PST
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: lwd
Usually it’s a case of the guy waking up with a hangover and discovering that the “gal” has one appendage too many
To: artichokegrower
I’d look for a cowboy entered into a one legged ass kicking contest...........
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posted on
03/02/2015 4:14:15 PM PST
by
Hot Tabasco
(Uncle Sy: "Beavers are like Ninjas, they only come out at night and they're hard to find")
To: artichokegrower
My guess:
He’s dead, Jim.
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posted on
03/02/2015 4:16:42 PM PST
by
ChicagahAl
(Don't blame me. I voted for Sarah.)
To: artichokegrower
Not as bad as an unarmed black man.
To: longfellow
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posted on
03/02/2015 4:36:53 PM PST
by
fishtank
(The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
To: longfellow
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posted on
03/02/2015 4:39:41 PM PST
by
fishtank
(The denial of original sin is the root of liberalism.)
To: artichokegrower
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posted on
03/02/2015 4:43:32 PM PST
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
To: artichokegrower
S.F. police looking for owner of abandoned prosthetic leg They better hop to it pronto.
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posted on
03/02/2015 4:55:23 PM PST
by
spokeshave
(He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people,)
To: Joe 6-pack
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posted on
03/02/2015 4:59:45 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: artichokegrower
Hopefully Harrison Ford doesn’t get accused of killing his wife, when it was the one legged man all along.
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posted on
03/02/2015 5:00:19 PM PST
by
EvilCapitalist
(It's better to die free than live as a slave)
To: Secret Agent Man
In my local donut shop there was a handwritten note that someone was looking for their arm that they left behind. It was “pier a” I think.
How do you forget your arm?
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posted on
03/02/2015 5:03:11 PM PST
by
BunnySlippers
(I LOVE BULL MARKETS . . .)
To: BunnySlippers
Maybe there truly are people who’d forget their heads if they weren’t screwed in to their bodies.
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posted on
03/02/2015 5:04:59 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: lwd
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posted on
03/02/2015 5:06:07 PM PST
by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
To: artichokegrower
Thought the same, one must “hop” forward.
Clue, look for a man with three legs?
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posted on
03/02/2015 5:08:04 PM PST
by
BatGuano
(You don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do ya?)
To: CrazyIvan
Wonderful Ivan. You are not crazy, you have a warped sense of humor. I like it!
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posted on
03/02/2015 5:10:56 PM PST
by
BatGuano
(You don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do ya?)
To: Secret Agent Man
Bald and portly. What he lacks in looks he makes up for in charm ...he sells used cars for a living and has a pretty good looking wife.
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posted on
03/02/2015 6:08:26 PM PST
by
lwd
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