[artichokegrower]

He figured whoever lost it would have stepped forward by now.

He can't step forward he only has one leg.

[Secret Agent Man]

Whoever the guy is, it’s pretty clear he doesn’t have a leg to stand on.

[Cicero]

Who needs a leg when he has a mobile phone?

[CrazyIvan]

Is what he did considered going out on a limb?

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

I suppose the feller missing the leg took it all in stride.

[Veggie Todd]

If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?

I-HOP!

[Road Warrior ‘04]

S.F. police looking for owner of abandoned prosthetic leg

Look for the guy going around in circles and going nowhere.

[C210N]

The poor guy should be careful, and watchout for muggers and knock-out-gamersters. He’s clearly shown he can be easily defeeted.

[Road Warrior ‘04]

He can't step forward he only has one leg.

But, he has a leg up...

[WayneS]

I’d claim it, but then I’d have an unfair leg up on my competition .

[longfellow]

Ask Rocket Raccoon.

[RichInOC]

My pal’s name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
He always likes to roam
My pal’s name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
I never find him home

I go to his house
Knock at his door
People come out and say
Foot Foot don’t live here no more

My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Always likes to roam
My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Now he has no home

Where will Foot Foot go
What will Foot Foot do
Oh, Foot Foot
I wish I could find you

I’ve looked here, I’ve looked there
I’ve looked everywhere
Oh, Foot Foot
Why can’t I find you?

Foot Foot, where can you be?
Foot Foot, why won’t you answer me?
Foot Foot, Oh Foot Foot
Wherever you are
I want you to come home with me

I don’t have time to roam
I have things to do
I have to go home
Oh, Foot Foot, where are you?

If Foot Foot didn’t like to roam so well
He would still have a place to dwell
Foot Foot, please answer me
I know where you are
You’re behind that tree

Foot Foot, please come to me
Foot Foot, now that you’re here
Won’t you come home
Foot Foot, promise me this
That you will never again roam

—The Shaggs

[Cry if I Wanna]

It sounds like the police are stumped.

[Vendome]

Oh no! Eilean!

[lwd]

I can’t do the story justice but a guy I know got real drunk one night at a bar and took some random girl home ...Passed out ...woke up and she was gone but there was a prosthetic leg laying on the floor. She never came back for it and he didn’t know what to do with it. I think he still has it.

[Hot Tabasco]

I’d look for a cowboy entered into a one legged ass kicking contest...........

[ChicagahAl]

My guess:

He’s dead, Jim.

[Organic Panic]

Not as bad as an unarmed black man.

[tumblindice]

[spokeshave]

S.F. police looking for owner of abandoned prosthetic leg

They better hop to it pronto.

[EvilCapitalist]

Hopefully Harrison Ford doesn’t get accused of killing his wife, when it was the one legged man all along.