Posted on 03/15/2015 6:23:47 AM PDT by Kaslin
Did you see the Hilldebeest during last week’s UN presser try to pawn off on us po’ rubes that she didn’t break any email rules during her stint as Secretary Of State and that we … we … are actually uncouth for even questioning her “integrity”?
That spiel was chocked-full of more deuces than a colicky baby’s diaper. A myopic Cyclops could see that. My Jack Russell was even hip to her deception and walked up to the massive Restoration Hardware steamer trunk that our TV sits on and whizzed all over it during her entire twenty-one minute and five-second Bullcrapalooza rebuke.
By the way, my dog Ruger has never done that before. Coincidence? I don’t think so.
Look, I'm no body language expert. Tonya Reiman I am not. But even the cloudiest amongst us could tell Hillary was flinging more scat that day than a cat trying to bury diarrhea in wet sand.
One thing I noticed, as she lied out of her tail pipe to the nation, was how she looked all over the room, like Stevie Wonder playing the piano and singing "Isn’t She Lovely." When I was a drug dealer during my college days, my buddy ‘Itchy’, who was a crystal meth tweaker, did a better job of keeping it together as he conned his mom into believing he was on Benadryl than the Hilldebeest did trying to bamboozle us plebeians that she’s clean.
Good Lawd, woman, that was some pathetic bunkum-spewing. Take some lessons from Bill, why don’t ‘cha?
You could tell from her physiological tics that she didn’t even believe herself; and I bet when she got back to her limo, and got the door shut on the Towncar, she let out a fusillade of F-bombs that would make Andrew Dice Clay proud.
Oh, speaking of Tonya Reiman she said the following via Facebook regarding the Hilldebeest’s UN Lie Fest:
So to say the least with this news conference, Hillary showed all the signs of anxiety and frustration. She shrugged with her mouth, hands and shoulders, she stuck her tongue out a few times, she displayed contempt when asked questions and she rarely held eye contact. She wrung her hands, fidgeted back and forth and even had a few brief pitch rises when answering questions. As one of you noted in a post, you didn't need me to look at this in order to discern discomfort …
Now before you disparage me as being part of the vast right-wing conspiracy that always views Hillary’s actions with a jaundiced eye, which I do, please allow me to point out that the AP, hardly a conservative source, gave her email diatribe five middle fingers. You can check out the Associated Press’s assessment here.
Not only did the AP rain on her latest charade, but TIME Magazine has her on its cover sporting horns on top of her deceiving noggin; and TIME definitely is not The Weekly Standard.
Here’s my advice to Hillary. Hillary, honey… you’re a horrible liar. As in bad, real bad. You’re also pathetic in the art of blame-shifting. So… next time, and I’m sure it’ll be soon, that you have to con the American public, use Bill. He’s a phenomenal BS artist. You know that. He can bite his bottom lip, earnestly point his thumb, shed a tear, parlay that southern drawl, bear hug an intern, bomb a Sudanese aspirin factory, buy drinks for the “journalists” and then invite everyone over to Hooters for a wet T-shirt contest – and BOOM … the problem is solved.
More and more people, both left-right-and-center, are onto Hillary “Benghazi” Clinton and are getting sick of Clinton, Inc. However, there are the stage-four clingers for whom she still can do no wrong. I believe these splooge-brained droogies of the Ludicrous Left are so desperate to have Hillary and implement her worldview -- a worldview, mind you, that has failed everywhere it has been executed -- that Hillary could stand nude, on the chest of the Pope, drinking blood from the slit throat of a wombat while screaming the contents of Mein Kampf, and they would hail her as a poet … an incarnate zeitgeist … here to build their utopia. A utopia, fair reader, that’s one part Lilith Fair Concert with a dash of the Ellen DeGeneres Show with a communist bouillabaisse.
I believe that the next time she is before a committee, she will take a fifth...make that take the fifth...maybe both.
“That spiel was chocked-full of more deuces than a colicky baby’s diaper. A myopic Cyclops could see that. My Jack Russell was even hip to her deception and walked up to the massive Restoration Hardware steamer trunk that our TV sits on and whizzed all over it during her entire twenty-one minute and five-second Bullcrapalooza rebuke.”
I have got to read more of this guys work.
Holy crap, talk about Death of a Thousand Cuts, this guy has the sharpest knife in the drawer and uses it with precision.
I get the sense he didn’t buy her story.
Who is the black lady who finally came out and rescued her from the most horrific lying diatribe I have ever heard..
Ruger: Excellent name for a dog!
MUST READ-—NYT’s MAUREEN DOWD’S AMAZING COLUMN—An Open Letter to hdr22@clintonemail.com. “to the Leaders of the Clinton Republic of Chappaqua”
NOTE A version of Dowd’s op-ed appears in print on March 15, 2015, on page SR11 of the National edition with the headline: An Open Letter to hdr22@clintonemail.com.
Watta nice dog ----"Best in Show" ---- without question.
This was a great description on the hildebeast! I posted it on FB to run off a few more “friends” who are idiot Obama/Hillary slaves!!
Very good.
FMCDH(BITS)
you may not fully understand our constitutional system. Thus, we are writing to bring to your attention two features of our democracy...
You came so close this time, Maureen Dowd. Getting better!
You do not fully understand our constitutional system either.
America isn't "our democracy". It isn't even "a democracy", it's a Constitutional Republic.
Come to understand your misunderstanding of the "system" in place and you're there.
Is saying what you have to know is wrong "right" in your world?
Lol!
Cue the image of granny clampett taking a shot of moonshine.
Why was she dressed like Uncle Fester ?
Is the United States a democracy?
The United States is, indeed, a republic (individual sovereignty), not a democracy. (popular sovereignty) Accurately defined, a democracy is a form of government in which the people decide policy matters directly--through town hall meetings or by voting on ballot initiatives and referendums. A republic, on the other hand, is a system in which the people choose representatives who, in turn, make policy decisions on their behalf. The Framers of the Constitution were altogether fearful of pure democracy. Everything they read and studied taught them that pure democracies "have ever been spectacles of turbulence and contention; have ever been found incompatible with personal security or the rights of property; and have in general been as short in their lives as they have been violent in their deaths" (Federalist No. 10).
Another VRWC
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