Ah, but the Turban is consistent in one respect - he despises anybody who is the least degree to the right of his own position.
This does require some really complicated mental gymnastics and artful reinvention of the language at times, but that is just the price of maintaining the facade. Of course, with the known low level of intellectual attainment to which he may rightfully lay claim, it is often farmed out to staff to sort of reinterpret his statements, and dress up the phraseology to form some sort of specious reasonableness.
True.