Whatever happened to William Shatner’s offer to help pipe water to CA from the Columbia River?
Oh sure. Give the Shat even more water. Remember this?:
Shatner: "Oh, my God!"
Dispatcher: "What's your problem there, sir?"
Shatner: "My wife's at the bottom of the pool."
Dispatcher: "OK, did you get her out of the pool yet, sir?"
Shatner: "No, not yet." Dispatcher: "I want you to take her out of the pool right now."
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