Satire: Blue Bell ice cream being bootlegged from brenham to houston.

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[buffaloguy]

I ain't sayin' nuthin' Copper...

[smokingfrog]

That jerk cut me off going through Waller.

[re_nortex]

Blue Bell is a Conservative company, utterly despised by liberals. I have little doubt that hussein’s regime is involved with a program of well-concealed sabotage to destroy a Texas company. Look what he did at the behest of his mooselimb masters to wreak havoc on oil prices to cripple the economies of many regions here in this beautiful, pro-God, pro-life, pro-gun, anti-sodomy state.

[upchuck]

Thanks for posting this in Breaking News. I’ll sleep better tonight as a result.

[impimp]

Blue Bell is trash. High fructose corn syrup junk.

[dfwgator]

“East Bound and Down....”

[Cowman]

Actually I see a guy wearing an insulated trenchcoat standing in a dark alley saying to passers by Psst — I got what you need right here....

[X-spurt]

You must owe em money.

[dp0622]

you’ll squeal like a rat before I’m done with ya!!! lol.

Sounds like a 1940s movie :)

[re_nortex]

Blue Bell is trash. High fructose corn syrup junk.

That's not at all true. The fact is that liberals have an unhinged, seething hatred for it and they spread scurrilous lies about good Conservative companies. And, below, is the slam dunk proof of my assertion. The hussein/holder/jarrett trio seeks to destroy Blue Bell, Waffle House and others because they oppose marxism and islam.

[patriot08]

I think Blue Bell was sabataged.
Somebody just couldn't stand it that a little creamery in Texas made the best ice cream in the world.
They just had to be destroyed.
I doubt if they will ever recover, and that's a crying shame.

[re_nortex]

I think Blue Bell was sabataged. Somebody just couldn't stand it that a little creamery in Texas made the best ice cream in the world. They just had to be destroyed.

And it's clear that the somebody you mentioned is none other than hussein himself. His regime has been waging a campaign to undermine Texas companies in an effort to -- bit by bit -- cripple our state's robust economy. And just recently, Warren Buffett, an agent of the regime has opened a giant furniture megamart in Dallas to kill off all the family-owned, Texas-based furniture stores. The evil of the hussein/holder/jarrett is boundless and like satan's devils, hussein's minions are very cunning.

FUBO! Long live Blue Bell!

[elcid1970]

“There’s more than just ice cream in a carton of Blue Bell...”

[TexasCajun]

Blue Bell is trash.

Those are fight'n words friend!

...and its Blue Bell.

[Road Warrior ‘04]

Blue Bell is trash. High fructose corn syrup junk.

Uh, so don't eat it!

[Balding_Eagle]

That wasn’t the point of the post.

NOBODY is supposed to eat it.

[smokingfrog]

[patriot08]

You’re right. Thank you.
God bless little Blue Bell, and I pray they make a come
back stronger than ever!

[Unmarked Package]

That's not at all true. The fact is that liberals have an unhinged, seething hatred for it and they spread scurrilous lies about good Conservative companies. And, below, is the slam dunk proof of my assertion. The hussein/holder/jarrett trio seeks to destroy Blue Bell, Waffle House and others because they oppose marxism and islam.

Dang, if I had known of this list I would have bought some Blue Bell ice cream!

Avoiding ice cream helps me keep my boyish figure so I can comfortably conceal carry appendix IWB. Even if I have to switch to behind the hip carry, it would be worth it to support a Texas legend like Blue Bell. I'm willing to make that sacrifice. :-)

I was intending to buy from the first new batch I see on the shelves when they return to production anyway just to lend moral support for a great company.

[re_nortex]

Dang, if I had known of this list I would have bought some Blue Bell ice cream!

Thanks for the great response, FRiend. I never really cared much for Waffle House but when I saw that list, it's become one of my favorite places for their delicious breakfasts. I'm sure Moochelle opposes the type of food available at Waffle House which is yet another reason why I now find it doubly good!