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ISIS: Michelle Obama Is Worth $40
Daily Beast ^
| 5-22-2015
| Katie Zavadski
Posted on 05/22/2015 11:32:19 AM PDT by tcrlaf
The latest issue of an ISIS propaganda magazine puts a price on the First Lady in the slavery market it says will one day come to the United States.
The newest issue of English-language ISIS propaganda mag Dabiq promises to bring slave markets to the Westand claims the first lady wont fetch a large price.
I swear by Allah, O you who feign to be knowledgeable and shout with falsehood in every gathering, surely the slave markets will be established against the will of the politically correct! decries Umm Sumayyah al Muhajirah, an allegedly female columnist for Dabiq who penned a defense of the terror groups slave trade. And who knows, maybe Michelle Obamas price wont even exceed a third of a dīnār, and a third of a dīnār is too much for her!
(A January estimate puts a single golden dinar at $139 USD.)
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: iraq; isis; slavery; syria
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ISIS is proudly practicing slavery, even to the point of taking a jab at Obama's ego, while here in the U.S., our media is still too afraid of calling Islam out on it.
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posted on
05/22/2015 11:32:19 AM PDT
by
tcrlaf
To: tcrlaf
40 bucks, even at that price Id say people are getting ripped off
To: Sarah Barracuda
LOL! My comment exactly. $40 bucks too high.
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posted on
05/22/2015 11:34:24 AM PDT
by
livius
To: tcrlaf
Sold! Heck, I’d even take a post-dated, third party personal check. Just get her outta here...
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posted on
05/22/2015 11:34:37 AM PDT
by
DJ Frisat
(Proudly providing the NSA with provocative textual content since 1995!)
To: tcrlaf; MeshugeMikey; Slings and Arrows
Apparently this is a commodity that is not priced by weight.
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posted on
05/22/2015 11:34:53 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Funny how Hollywood's 'No Nukes' crowd has been silent during Obama's Iranian nuclear negotiations.)
To: tcrlaf
Are they setting value by tonnage or girth?
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posted on
05/22/2015 11:35:03 AM PDT
by
Iron Munro
(We may be paranoid but that doesn't mean they aren't really after us)
To: tcrlaf
Forty Dollars.
40, 40, 40
Who’ll give me 40? Forty, Forty...
Going once. Going twice....
(crickets)
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posted on
05/22/2015 11:35:30 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility.)
To: livius
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posted on
05/22/2015 11:35:44 AM PDT
by
Kozak
(Walker / Cruz 2016 or Cruz/ Walker 2016 Either one is good...)
To: Sarah Barracuda
I think everyone is neglecting her plow pulling capabilities.
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posted on
05/22/2015 11:35:51 AM PDT
by
MrB
(The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
To: tcrlaf
> I swear by Allah, O you who feign to be knowledgeable and shout with falsehood in every gathering, surely the slave markets will be established against the will of the politically correct! decries Umm Sumayyah al Muhajirah, an allegedly female columnist for Dabiq who penned a defense of the terror groups slave trade. And who knows, maybe Michelle Obamas price wont even exceed a third of a dīnār, and a third of a dīnār is too much for her! I think I like her. She hates PC and knows its another word for lie, excuse, or rationalize plus she hates the Wookie. How can I fault her on that?
To: tcrlaf
What’s going to happen when the Christians sold into salery demand repartations from Obama for selling them down the river?
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posted on
05/22/2015 11:36:27 AM PDT
by
Fido969
To: tcrlaf
I swear by [fart] Allah [fart], O you who feign ... [sustained fart]”
You mean like that IS ASS?
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posted on
05/22/2015 11:36:40 AM PDT
by
Leep
("Soon you won't be able to live in America as a Muslim. The noose is tightening," Elton Simpson)
To: tcrlaf; MeshugeMikey; Slings and Arrows
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posted on
05/22/2015 11:36:59 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(Funny how Hollywood's 'No Nukes' crowd has been silent during Obama's Iranian nuclear negotiations.)
To: tcrlaf; All
I wouldn’t give you 40 cents
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posted on
05/22/2015 11:37:05 AM PDT
by
notdownwidems
(Washington DC has become the enemy of free people everywhere)
To: tcrlaf
> I swear by Allah, O you who feign to be knowledgeable and shout with falsehood in every gathering, surely the slave markets will be established against the will of the politically correct! decries Umm Sumayyah al Muhajirah, an allegedly female columnist for Dabiq who penned a defense of the terror groups slave trade. And who knows, maybe Michelle Obamas price wont even exceed a third of a dīnār, and a third of a dīnār is too much for her!
I think I like her. She hates PC and knows its another word for lie, excuse, or rationalize plus she hates the Wookie. How can I fault her on that?
To: tcrlaf
We saw her strong, manly body working out in the video this week. She should fetch at least $60, with a muzzle thrown in to sweeten the deal.
To: tcrlaf
Is ISIS aware of the likely gender of the Wookie? They may want to reconsider the price.
Or check to see if selling mutilated males is Halal at all............What does the Koarn have to say about it?
After all, it must have come up in the 7th century a few times so ol' Mo-ham could write about it?
To: Sarah Barracuda
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posted on
05/22/2015 11:38:51 AM PDT
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(The White House is now known as "Casa Blanca".)
To: tcrlaf
....the B52’s are on their way....
To: tcrlaf
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posted on
05/22/2015 11:39:14 AM PDT
by
NormsRevenge
(SEMPER FI!! - Monthly Donors Rock!!)
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