Hey Jason, kiss my ass and come git some.
Jason , New York State has a 'First Responders Law' which reserves a private room, furnished (athough bolted down), with a wonderful view of the Elmira skylight/nightlight.
Peaceful and quiet in bucolic Chemung County ,although with many of your same philosophy, but you won't meet them, since they are all in isolation
at the SouthPort Super-Max Correctioal Facility.
You get access to the skylight once a week through recreation, hether sunshine , moonshine, sleet , or snow.
By all means , tell us more... !