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Human Flesh-Craving Squirrels Are Attacking MTA Workers
Gothamist.com ^
| 29MAY2015
| Staff Writer
Posted on 05/30/2015 7:30:43 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine
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To: Smokin' Joe
Rabies, anyone?That's just what crossed my mind last Tuesday when I was playing the last hole of golf at a municipal course with an after-work 9-hole league. There was a very "aggressive", i.e. non-timid, squirrel at the ninth tee that apparently had been making a meal of the "tough" plastic armrests of the bench there. It did not retreat at our approach, so I opened my umbrella, and it went behind a tree. In less than a minute, though, it came back and resumed gnawing on the bench. I still don't know what to make of it.
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posted on
05/30/2015 8:44:36 PM PDT
by
dr_lew
To: Jack Hydrazine
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posted on
05/30/2015 8:59:24 PM PDT
by
lightman
(O Lord, save Thy people and bless Thine inheritance, giving to Thy Church vict'ry o'er Her enemies.)
To: Jack Hydrazine
Any chance we could set these guys loose in Washington? Lots of fleshy, lazy people for them to dine on in that city.
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posted on
05/30/2015 9:15:52 PM PDT
by
Major Matt Mason
("Journalism is dead. All news is suspect." - Noamie)
To: Jack Hydrazine
Set live traps, round up the offending squirrels and ship them to Baltimore.
~~Squirrel Lives Matter~~
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posted on
05/30/2015 9:18:31 PM PDT
by
Gator113
(~~Cruz, OR LOSE~~ Ted Cruz is the only true Conservative in this race.)
To: Jack Hydrazine
I would take squirrels over half the population of that city. Especially the politicians there...
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posted on
05/30/2015 10:06:16 PM PDT
by
Captainpaintball
(Immigration without assimilation is the death of a nation -- FUJB!!!)
To: Salamander
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posted on
05/30/2015 10:51:49 PM PDT
by
Pelham
(The refusal to deport is defacto amnesty)
To: Captainpaintball
Has NYC surrendered to the squirrel army yet?
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posted on
05/31/2015 12:08:55 AM PDT
by
Rockpile
To: Jack Hydrazine
Will they have to take rabies shots? I got bitten by a stray cat one time and my doctor threatened me with shots unless I found the damned cat and quarantined it. (I had gone in for the infection from the cat bite.) I had to find the stupid cat and put her up as my house guest for 8 more days (10 total). I named her Jezebel!!
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posted on
05/31/2015 2:34:32 AM PDT
by
Hetty_Fauxvert
(FUBO, and the useful idiots you rode in on!)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
05/31/2015 2:44:35 AM PDT
by
Rastus
To: moose07; null and void
Nully has the image of the squirrel eating a bird.
And the psycho squirrel image, and..
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posted on
05/31/2015 3:32:12 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Darksheare
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posted on
05/31/2015 3:55:38 AM PDT
by
Mycroft Holmes
(The fool is always greater than the proof.)
To: Jack Hydrazine
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posted on
05/31/2015 5:06:56 AM PDT
by
Wiz-Nerd
To: BenLurkin
Hannibal Squirrel.
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posted on
05/31/2015 5:54:41 AM PDT
by
RoosterRedux
(WSC: The truth is incontrovertible; malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end...)
To: Darksheare
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posted on
05/31/2015 6:03:19 AM PDT
by
null and void
(In a world where lies and propaganda masquerade freely as truth, communication is everything.)
To: null and void
Hmmmm... so, was it a squirrel that ate the baby blue jay in my driveway?
There was nothing left but lots of feathers.
I blamed the neighbors over weight cat
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posted on
05/31/2015 6:07:49 AM PDT
by
bert
((K.E.; N.P.; GOPc.;+12, 73, ..... No peace? then no peace!)
To: Jack Hydrazine
Squirrelnado - coming to a theater near you.
To: Jack Hydrazine
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the park.
To: JoeProBono
Death awaits you with nasty, big, pointy teeth. That’s the most foul, cruel, bad tempered rodent I ever set eyes on. That squirrel’s got a viscous streak a mile wide. I’m warning you.
To: Pelham
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posted on
05/31/2015 10:39:16 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Subhuman)
To: Freedom_Is_Not_Free
I blame the use of “squirrel proof bird feeders”.
The frustration has driven them mad.
It’s the Squirrel Revolution.
I knew this day would come.
;)
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posted on
05/31/2015 10:41:47 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Subhuman)
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