Posted on 06/07/2015 8:19:28 AM PDT by SaveFerris
Hooray for light-sabre man!!!
LOLOLOL
You need to understand, she’s a minor psychic, she foresaw that she would have a serious need for aspirin very soon but had no cash.
I bet he was on the track team.
My take is that she’s at the exit, so the door doesn’t respond. She sees the entrance door open and dashes to it just as someone inside triggers the exit door.
Or she’s a loon.
That blood on its face is an improvement.
Yeah, she looks kinda homeless.
DANG!
She’ll probably get a stiffer sentence than any of the perps who burned down the Baltimore CVS.
We have a new grocery store with a small restaurant upstairs looking out over the store. Mr. M and I were sitting there one day when we saw a woman examining the produce. She would pick up a bunch of grapes, both white and red, pick one off to eat, and then put it back. She did this several times with time in between. She then went over to the banana section and examined several bunches. She finally pulled one off of a bunch and put it in her cart. I told Mr. M that she was going to steal it. He didn’t believe me since she was such a sweet old lady. But we watched and sure enough, after walking around the produce section for another ten minutes or so, she slipped the banana into her purse and went out of the store with her cart. The cart had nothing in it but her purse. Poor lady must have been starving. I’m guessing the staff at the store knew about her and let her pilfer.
The REAL reason stores and malls meticulously clean glass doors.
They will settle for <500,000.00.
Mark my words.
Oh, wait, she's white...it could go either way here.
I would have been disappointed if she looked any different. I just expected a black, uhh... African American woman — but white trash works too.
Hilarious. I didn’t know you could knock commercial glass out of a door like that. Then again, he was REALLY moving!
#glasslivesmatter
Yeppers. You hit it hard enough it’l fall out.
I bet if they dangled a sandwich from the door, she’d go thru it.
If you really want to see some hilarious excuses, watch a few episodes of “Bait Car.”
Oh haven’t heard of that. Will hunt it down. Thanks for the heads up!
There is a clear film designed to protect shop windows from breaking. The glass will shatter but the tough film will hold it in place. I had some of our windows covered with it to stop the dogs from scratching the glass. We had a big tree limb hit a protected window and all it did was crack and stay in place.
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