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I know, I know, it's Salon. But I found the whole thing a laugh riot and I'm posting it for comedic value alone.
1 posted on 07/17/2015 5:45:49 AM PDT by DoodleDawg
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From Salon’s mouth to the Democrat Party’s ears! Listen to these words of wisdom O Democrats!


2 posted on 07/17/2015 5:48:56 AM PDT by arthurus (It's true!)
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Release the inner chakra! (Yes, we’re supposed to have forgotten about that. Sorry, lefties. We haven’t!)


3 posted on 07/17/2015 5:49:27 AM PDT by duckworth (Perhaps instant karma's going to get you. Perhaps not.)
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This is one of those "has Mad Magazine returned?" articles.

I have a much better idea. Why don't the dems run the Jebster as their candidate? They get a cheerleader for the invasion of the US, Common Core, and big killer government. We get rid of him.

4 posted on 07/17/2015 5:49:54 AM PDT by grania
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LOL!


5 posted on 07/17/2015 5:50:13 AM PDT by RedMDer (Support Free Republic and Keep freedom ALIVE!)
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Bwwwaaaa, Thanks for the laugh!

Salon can be infuriating, but never have I laughed with such outright joy at this piece of drivel.


6 posted on 07/17/2015 5:51:12 AM PDT by OpusatFR
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Second, and more problematic, the newest AP poll revealed significant weaknesses among Democrats on a host of issues, including trust, character, and compassion for average Americans.

And yet here on FR we are promoting the ONE REPUBLICAN who she could beat on these issues.

Good job guys.

Please, can we dump Trump and get behind Cruz?

7 posted on 07/17/2015 5:51:34 AM PDT by nitzy (I don't vote for Republican'ts)
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Comedic value, indeed. They keep recycling the same hardened leftists that have left a wake of failure and destruction behind them. And they want people to belive that this time things will turn out for the better?


8 posted on 07/17/2015 5:53:52 AM PDT by SharpRightTurn (White, black, and red all over--America's affirmative action, metrosexual president.)
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“Gore passes the credibility test by any measure”

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That alone is worth the price of admission!


9 posted on 07/17/2015 5:54:37 AM PDT by PATRIOT1876
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For the military? Might be the best place for him.


10 posted on 07/17/2015 5:54:57 AM PDT by mulligan (I)
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How is this any more laughable than in 2000? Now over-the-top name recognition (due to all of the visibility in the past 15 years) plus a couple billion in a campaign war-chest (just like HRC) could make him a formidable candidate, regardless of many shortcomings, including wrong stances on most issues.


11 posted on 07/17/2015 5:57:25 AM PDT by aposiopetic
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More comedy:

“unimpeachable authority on climate change”

He knows SO much more than the founder of the Weather Channel or the 31,000 Scientists that say AGW is a hoax.

The guy who got a D in “Man’s Relation to Nature” is an unimpeachable authority. Yeah, right.

I say, have him impeached.


12 posted on 07/17/2015 5:58:52 AM PDT by PATRIOT1876
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The US will not have a happy ending should ManBearPig become POTUS.


13 posted on 07/17/2015 5:59:10 AM PDT by Paladin2 (Ive given up on aphostrophys and spell chek on my current device...)
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Yeahhhhhhh baby, get ole Al in there.

Might not be a bad idea, he is so fat now it will take AF1 to fly his butt.


14 posted on 07/17/2015 5:59:41 AM PDT by biff (Et Tu Boeh-ner)
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LMAO!!!! Draft Gore?? Oh, PLEASE do!!!


15 posted on 07/17/2015 5:59:47 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Liberalism is the poison ivy that infests the garden of society.)
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I’ll provide the donuts!


16 posted on 07/17/2015 6:01:10 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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let’s hope they’re right...


17 posted on 07/17/2015 6:01:11 AM PDT by God luvs America (63.5 million pay no income tax and vote for DemoKrats...)
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the newest AP poll revealed significant weaknesses among Democrats on a host of issues, including trust, character, and compassion for average Americans.

And Al Gore is just flush with trustworthiness, character and compassion for average Americans. Love it! Go for it, Dems!!!

18 posted on 07/17/2015 6:01:43 AM PDT by ScottinVA (Liberalism is the poison ivy that infests the garden of society.)
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The author’s name sure is apropo. I bet his middle initial is B.


19 posted on 07/17/2015 6:02:12 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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Boy, desperation has really sunk in. Let’s all enjoy it while we can.


20 posted on 07/17/2015 6:02:36 AM PDT by Lake Living
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They restored the draft ? I think Gore is kinda old for boot camp.


21 posted on 07/17/2015 6:03:01 AM PDT by stylin19a (obama = Fredo Smart)
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