[Darksheare]

I’m evil.
My coffee is liquefied malice.

[Norm Lenhart]

Lest we forget, Coffee, unless fair trade, is evil by nature as it is made from the sweat of children and oppressed workers. It is unsustainable to the environment and causes obscene profits for evil corporations.

Someone force a liberal to make some for us. My thirst is powerful.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Testimonial: “ I drank less than 2 cups of Darks Coffee, and grew a Muzzie beard on my LEFT KNEECAP!! “