[Starboard]

The GOP is afraid that Trump is going to expose them for the invertebrates they are. They are terrified of this man.

[Liz]

W/ Donald at the top of the polls, other candidates are reacting unfavorably:

Hillary is ordering double-duty Depends.

Bernie Sanders is burning copies of Das Kapital.

Lindsey Graham is having fainting spells.

Chris Chrisie is wasting his lapband w/ compulsive eating.

Jeb is erasing his name from the book "Crown Princes of US Politics."

George Pataki is up in Dannemora looking for an escape route.

And.....John McCain and Mitch McConnel are GOPeeing all over the Senate.