I would like to nominate another fake topic for status tracking...the 2007 Ford F-150 pick-up. Let’s get a national tracking system going....#2007FordF150smatter. We can get some chatter going and discuss around the cafe each morning....how six in Texas went down for maintenance, and one in Coos Bay crashed into a telephone pole....since last night. We could track how many are on the road....how many were dragged off into some junk yard...etc.
That won’t work — You’ve got to give them names.
George, an F150 from San Antonio, is currently recovering from a severe mishap during a recent oil change. Friends and family request your prayers that he’s soon on the road to recovery. Donations are being requested to fund the work of the Lubrication Awareness Foundation through your local Jiffy Lube.