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To: C210N

I agree. If you mention the Constitution, she’d probably think she was going on a boat ride around Boston Harbor. She is the definition of the term ditz.


18 posted on 08/13/2015 10:45:29 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Cecil the Lion says, Stop the Slaughter of the Baby Humans!!!)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Oh, come on, she’s not THAT smart.

If you mention the Constitution, she’ll probably tell you she doesn’t take a dump every day so she’s doing probiotics.


42 posted on 08/13/2015 10:58:20 AM PDT by Alas Babylon! (As we say in the Air Force, "You know you're over the target when you start getting flak!")
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To: FlingWingFlyer
If you mention the Constitution, she’d probably think she was going on a boat ride around Boston Harbor. She is the definition of the term ditz.

You might have to explain the definition of a constituition in something less complicated than the name of a boat. Tell her it's an intellectual way to convey the removal of bowels whilst sitting on a commode. She might even get an aneurysm trying to keep up.

58 posted on 08/13/2015 11:05:41 AM PDT by Tenacious 1 (From this point forward, I identify as a female illegal immigrant of African decent.)
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