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10 Tips To Help Hillary Survive Prison
dailycaller.com ^ | 08/21/2015 | Kaitlan Collins

Posted on 08/24/2015 3:53:28 PM PDT by Helicondelta

Hillary Clinton sent classified information over her private email server during her time as secretary of state, and though she claims she’s turned over all of her work-related emails — 55,000 pages worth — to the State Department, this presidential hopeful could be looking at jail time.

If Clinton goes to lockup, she’s going to need these tips to survive.

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To: DoodleDawg

“She’s not going to prison. Where would her Secret Service agents stay?”

They can put her in solitary confinement and the Secret Service agents can take turns watching her. We can find a way to make it work.


21 posted on 08/24/2015 4:23:47 PM PDT by forgotten man
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To: Helicondelta

Hillary,

Make sure you ask for a cellmate with a clean carpet.

Luv,
Huma


22 posted on 08/24/2015 4:25:50 PM PDT by jy8z (When push comes disguised as nudge, I do not budge.)
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To: Helicondelta

Tip #1: Don’t try to treat the guards and warden the way you treated your Secret Service detail and White House support staff.

Tip #2: Don’t request a conjugal with Huma unless you’re both in the same institution.

Tip #3: “Vast Right Wing Conspiracy” will not be a viable defense.

Tip #4: Faking a concussion will not get you out of laundry duty.

Tip #5: Your cellmates will not buy into that “It takes a village” crap.

Tip #6: Nobody you’ll be living with gives a rip how many airline miles you’ve flown.

Tip #7: Don’t expect much help from Bill when your parole hearing comes up.

Tip #8: Botox treatments are not part of standard prison infirmary service.

Tip #9: Realize those toadies in the MSM will quickly figure out there’s no percentage in shilling for someone in an orange jumpsuit.

Tip #10: Illicit alcoholic beverages can be procured behind bars, but probably not in the quantities you’d prefer.

Bonus Tip #11: If you want to provide the Obama’s with a good laugh, request a presidential pardon.

(Add to as desired)


23 posted on 08/24/2015 4:29:29 PM PDT by Stosh
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To: Helicondelta
 
 
 
 

24 posted on 08/24/2015 4:31:37 PM PDT by lapsus calami (What's that stink? Code Pink ! ! And their buddy Murtha, too!)
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To: Helicondelta

If only she were going to prison.... but remember.. she is a Clinton.. and Clintons aren’t held to the legal standards which apply to common folk. They act with absolute impunity. Like it or not, that’s the way it all works in this country. She has many devoted followers who are ready, willing and eager to accept any penalty on her behalf.


25 posted on 08/24/2015 4:35:31 PM PDT by ScottinVA (Liberalism is the poison ivy that infests the garden of society.)
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To: Helicondelta

Hillary says, “Oh you little people, don’t you know by now that neither Bill nor I do prison. What date, time, and where do you want Human and Cheryl to report?”


26 posted on 08/24/2015 4:43:39 PM PDT by kalee
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27 posted on 08/24/2015 4:45:47 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: Helicondelta
IF Hillary were to ever go to prison - which she won't - this is the kind of "lockup" she'd experience... only the finest for royalty.


28 posted on 08/24/2015 4:46:44 PM PDT by ScottinVA (Liberalism is the poison ivy that infests the garden of society.)
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To: Helicondelta
hillary felon
29 posted on 08/24/2015 4:47:34 PM PDT by Bon mots
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30 posted on 08/24/2015 4:49:02 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: notaliberal

There is no way in the world she is going to prison.


31 posted on 08/24/2015 4:53:29 PM PDT by rdl6989
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To: Stosh

Those are excellent!


32 posted on 08/24/2015 4:59:31 PM PDT by Old Grumpy
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33 posted on 08/24/2015 5:15:32 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: jy8z

Does Huma get in for conjugal visits?


34 posted on 08/24/2015 5:15:57 PM PDT by tflabo (Psalm 1)
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To: Stosh
Tip #10: Illicit alcoholic beverages can be procured behind bars, but probably not in the quantities you’d prefer.


35 posted on 08/24/2015 5:18:06 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: Helicondelta

My favorite bumper sticker: Hillary for Prison 2016


36 posted on 08/24/2015 5:32:52 PM PDT by Jack023
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To: Helicondelta

Conjugal visits with Huma.


37 posted on 08/24/2015 5:40:26 PM PDT by 60Gunner (The price of apathy towards public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato)
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To: oblomov
Move your jaw, not just your tongue, and spell the alphabet.

And repeat L-M-N-O-P several times.
38 posted on 08/24/2015 5:56:17 PM PDT by jy8z (When push comes disguised as nudge, I do not budge.)
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To: Helicondelta

Conjugal visits? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y’know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone’s ass the first day, or become someone’s bitch. Then everything will be all right. Why do you ask, anyway?


39 posted on 08/24/2015 7:27:24 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: Helicondelta

Soap on a rope?


40 posted on 08/24/2015 8:16:59 PM PDT by matginzac
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