[Homer_J_Simpson]

"Christianity does NOT save. Christ saves."

Cuts to the chase. Reminds me of something else he said. Asked something like, do we have souls, he responded in words to the effect, "No, we are souls. We have bodies."

Or was that Chesterton? No, I think it was Lewis.

[Hebrews 11:6]

Homer, that quote was unfamiliar to me, so I googled it, hoping to learn its location. Instead, I found several sources who claim that, while it has long been widely attributed to Lewis, he never wrote it, such as:

http://mereorthodoxy.com/you-dont-have-a-soul-cs-lewis-never-said-it/

and, quoting the above,
http://www.thegospelcoalition.org/blogs/justintaylor/2012/07/05/apocryphal-quote-from-c-s-lewis-on-the-soul-and-the-body/