Posted on 09/16/2015 8:28:34 AM PDT by C19fan
The Police - Be My Girl - Sally
I was blue and lonely,
I couldn’t sleep a wink
And I could only get unconscious
If I’d had to much to drink
There was somehow, something wrong somewhere,
And each day seemed grey and dead
The seeds of desperation
Were growing in me head
I needed inspiration,
A brand new start in life,
Somewhere to place affection,
But I didn’t want a wife
And then by lucky chance I saw
In a special magazine
An ad that was unusual,
The like I’d never seen,
“Experience something different
With our new imported toy,
She’s loving, warm, inflatable
And a guarantee of joy”
She came all wrapped in cardboard,
All pink and shriveled down
A breath of air was all she needed
To make her lose that frown
I took her to the bedroom
And pumped her with some life,
And later in a moment
That girl became my wife
And so I sit her in the corner
And sometimes stroke her hair
And when I’m feeling naughty
I blow her up with air
She’s cuddly and she’s bouncy,
She’s like a rubber ball,
I bounce her in the kitchen
And I bounce her in the hall
And now my life is different
Since Sally came my way
I wake up in the morning
And have her on a tray
She’s everything they say she was
And I wear a permanent grin,
And I only have to worry
In case my girl wears thin
“Women should panic about sexual competition in 50 years?”
I almost sent this to my wife and then I realized this hasn’t happened yet and she might just say okay, good luck with that.
“I mean, look, I don’t mean to be rude, but most of the reason I went gay is so I didn’t have to deal with nutty broads.”
In a nutshell, the explanation why marriage is between a man and a woman.
“feminists are terrified and calling for them to be banned”
Well, I was on the fence before but that settles it. If the feminists don’t like them, then sexbots must be a good thing!
I don’t know, the wifes best friend is gay, I have known him 20 years, he said the same thing.
A former student said nearly exactly the same thing when he declared himself gay. Women were just too much trouble for him to deal with.
If women didn’t have < expletive deleted > there’d be a bounty on them.
Man I havent heard that in years!
Ha! Women don’t cook and clean anymore anyways.
Back in the 70s, feminists traded doing housework for getting kinky in the bedroom. So if robots can replace them in the kinky sex department, women will have made themselves obsolete except for breeding.
“I mean, look, I don’t mean to be rude, but most of the reason I went gay is so I didn’t have to deal with nutty broads.”
I know a guy like that. His ex totally explains his choice.
Exactly.
Actually, yes. That’s his point. We are sexual creatures. It’s all about food and sex for biological machines, which we all occupy.
No, this is the logical result of liberals destroying society with their evil.
A sexbot is an object that has no morality. It’s a toaster. Seither good nor evil. Sex with a toaster , while somewhat strange, is no more evil than flogging ones own junk.
What is evil is what turned many women and many men into. Things that treat each other as toasters. And then sue them for all they are worth and ever will be. And win.
Bring on the toasters. Eventually this is a self solving problem. When the sexes get bored with toys and what they cannot provide, perhaps liberal attitudes will be criminalized and sanity return to human interaction.
So, the author is a hate-filled homosexual with irrational disdain for women.
That helps put this tripe in perspective.
I yearn for the day homosexuals really ARE marginalized, so that we can go back to being a normal, rational country wherein the grownups hold the reigns of power.
Coward.
Get the robot 1st.
How will humans of either sex be able to pick up the scent(s) of their robotic objects of affection?
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