With all due respect for your knowledge, I think the original machine had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the “up” end of the grammeters.
But your conclusion is correct nevertheless. It is Bush’s fault.
“I think the original machine had a base pate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing...”
The original pre-famulated amulite was replaced by combobulated anti-matter, thereby making the machine more stable, establishing forever that it definitely was,
George Bush’s fault.
IMHO
There’s the problem right there - they used left handed metric grammeters instead of the more reliable right handed non-metric ones ...