[PJ-Comix]

While federal prisons no longer serve pork, their menus have added an “economically viable” turkey bacon substitute in fiscal year 2016, a result of people becoming “more health conscious,” Ross explained.

"Please! No more tasty REAL bacon! Give us that crappy tasting turkey bacon substitute instead!"

I'm not buying this one bit. Have you ever tasted turkey bacon? Ugh! Horrible. Methinks this has to do with the Feds not wanting to offend the Muzzies so now all the prisoners have to suffer. Sorry, prisoners, but Sharia law rules your prisons.

[kiryandil]

“Why keep pushing food that people don’t want to eat? Pork has been the lowest-rated food by inmates for several years,” [lied] Edmond Ross, spokesmanhole for the Bureau of Prisons, said. He added lied that pork products have also become more expensive.

[a fool in paradise]

the decision was made after surveys revealed that inmates do not like the taste of pork

Go on, tell another whopper...

[Viking2002]

Mmmmm. Peppered, hickory smoked, thick-cut bacon. Real bacon. Mmmmmm........nothing like it when your real maple pancake syrup runs all over it, too. Now I want breakfast.

[TXBlair]

If inmates do not like the taste of pork, it seems to me like it’s time to freaking double down on pork, not scrap it. Since when do the inmates dictate the menu? Oh, I remember...since that time we made up a crap story about inmates not liking bacon to hide the fact that we’re placating muzzies.

Well, better in the klink not eating bacon than out of the klink not eating bacon, I guess.

[Parley Baer]

Makes sense if the man in the White House is a muslim. By the way does Obama eat bacon, ham or any pig product?

[hoagy62]

Hey...it’s PRISON. Why the hell are they getting bacon anyway?