Bush ridicules Trump's fitness to lead military in new video (Jeb comes out swinging)

CNN ^ | Eugene Scott

[rawcatslyentist]

[What are Jebbie’s qualifications to lead the military?]

They serve a lot of potatoes in the military, and he does bear a striking likeness to Mr Potato Head!

[Fiddlstix]

LOL! Great GIF! Lemme borrow that and add some more

[tumblindice]

"Yes Boleyn, I have heard that he is good on his tippy toes, this American George III, JEB. But tell me true. He must be diligent in working them, and I would know. Are his calves as shapely as my own?"

[Lurkinanloomin]

The Joyful Tippy-toes Disrupter Tortoise has our enemies quaking in their boots, I’m sure......................

While he welcomes their infiltrators with open arms and borders............

[SunkenCiv]

He's trying to raise money; there are some marks out there who think Trump *must be stopped* and that Jeb may be the last opponent -- that is, opponent that the marks can support -- who can stop him. After he continues his downward spiral, he may remain in the race, but with a 'suspended' campaign, finally losing at the convention, where he will refuse to endorse the party's nominee, then sit on the money for his next run, or just come out of the closet and start financially supporting the Demwits.

[Major Matt Mason]

Yep, the Open Borders doofus lecturing someone on keeping the country safe. Out of touch much, Jebba?

[stockpirate]

“I don’t get it. What does Jeb have to offer regarding the military?”

You have got to be kidding me, Jeb knew a guy who once watched a TV show about this man who while riding a bus talked to a guy who knew someone that had an uncle whose friend was in the reserves.

Hope that clears it up for you.

[TheShaz]

To RoosterRedux: I am going to send you a bill for damage to my monitor screen and keyboard. They are both covered in coffee. Thanks!

[easternsky]

This is a Karl Rove hit piece

[MNJohnnie]

You did read that that is a Satire website like the Onion right? That is not a real news story.

[Arm_Bears]

Terri Schiavo was unavailable for comment.

[Calpublican]

Jeb swinging? What does that mean? Wife swapping club?

[Dutch Boy]

Jeb is showing everyone what desperation looks like. He was supposed to be crowned but has be come an “also ran.”

[elpadre]

They said the same about Reagan

[MARKUSPRIME]

Jeb go home. You may want this to become Mexico but the majority does not want to become a third world shithole

[donna]

Thanks, that's what I suspected!

Trump has 4-years at military boarding school. No matter what they say to make fun of it, Trump knows that culture and did well in that culture.

[huldah1776]

Before even reading the article, which I always do before I post, I think Trump’s method of calling everyone names must be from his military based school. I could see him being a drill sergeant (not a USMC drill instructor).

[ManHunter]

That’s right, Jeb’s a real Chesty Puller himself... Friggin’ putz!