[DoughtyOne]

Mr. Carson, what experience DO YOU HAVE running a large business with your own money on the line?
How many thousands of employees were paid with money you made off this business?
What sorts of things did you have to do to keep profitable every month? 
How many years did you spend in big business with your own firm?
How successful was your firm.  What was it's value when you took over?  What was then final value?
Did people from around the world recognize your prowess and seek your business management out?
Further, what experience do you have making $100s of million dollar deals? 
What experience do you have making international business deals?
What top national level business tax men, advisers, and accountants did you deal with in your business?
How many of them have agreed to come to the White House and work gratus to get this nation back on track?

Well, I never did any of that, but I did sign books at a Holiday Inn last night.

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Okay mel, that's a wrap...

[bramps]

Very true and funny. Especially when you picture Jackie Mason saying it.

I saw him live many years back and he was prescient then also as part of his routine was mocking Starbucks customers for spending big money on burnt coffee.

[Yardstick]

The Bad Lip Reading guy did a pretty funny send up of Carson (and the rest):

http://youtube.com/?#/watch?v=ufGlBv8Z3NU

[MinuteGal]

Jackie Mason is 84, bless his heart.

He's been a long-time good conservative.

Leni

[RitaOK]

Great Video and post Wm. Thanks! We can always use a laugh. Mason is one of the best.

[Dante3]

Funny. I have been a fan of his for a long time.

[MUDDOG]

Ben Carson 'looks like he's falling asleep'

He makes Jeb look like Speedy Gonzalez.

[Patton@Bastogne]

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[DoughtyOne]

I hadn't seen the light with regard to Carson, but you know what, it's starting to make a certain kind of sense...  well sort of.

Since he's the most qualified to be president, it only stands to reason....


President Carson Cabinet

Vice President: David Larson, Ophthalmologist, internationally renown

Department of State, Letitia Johnson, President of General Practitioners of America
Department of Justice, Phil Simpson, Open heart Surgeon at the Mustard Clinic, internationally renown
Department of Treasury, Pyllis Morton, Orthopedic Surgeon, recognized as one of America's best
Department of Defense, Abner Tripleplay, Board Certified Pediatrician, with the largest practice in the United States
Department of Interior, Brenda Obledo, One of the nation's leading Gynecologists
Department of Labor and Commerce, Brian Sung, Head of Men's Studies as James Flopkins

In non-cabinet level jobs

FBI Director: Alfred Bonaventure, Ophthalmic Surgeon
IRS Commissioner: Tina Jackson, Orthodontic Surgeon at Sam Sneed Medical Center (Serving under Phyllis Morton)
UnderSecretary of the Navy: Lloyd Bratwurst, Leading Internist at the Delta Organic Medical Group
UnderSecretary of the Army: Tran Veyoung, Internationally renown Acupuncturist
Press Secretary: Kate Slimstein, Office Manager for Debbie Stilton, Nutritionist

Speaker of the House: Fang gNiong Blek, Surgeon specializing in organ transplants

Senate Majority Leader: Undecided at the moment, Internists, Neurosurgeons, and Hip Replacement Specialists will be considered

This lampoon of Carson was inspired by ASA Vet who has presented a reasoned cabinet proposal for Trump...  LINK

...and WilliamIII for making a post to me that gave me the idea.  LINK

None of the people listed are real.

[freeangel]

I’m not a Carson fan, but if Mason had said that about Obama, he would have been called a racist equating a black man to a lazy, sleeping sloth.