Lighten up, Vlad.
He’s named after a dude who used to impale petty thieves and tax evaders, and posthumously was called a vampire. Lightening him up is a tall order, but if anyone’s up to it, it’s Charlie.
One can only hope you'd feel different were it an American planar - or if you had relatives on board....
Really lame.
I remember The Russians showed great sympathy to us on 9/11
hang your head.