[TigerClaws]

See if your town is on the list...

[JRandomFreeper]

They aren't listed on this post, and I don't do clickbait.

/johnny

[RitaOK]

This is a column from July, 2015, if you notice the header. Just sayin’. Still on target possibly.

[TigerClaws]

Texas: Abilene, New Braunfels, San Antonio, Wyle, Fort Hood, Bedford, Killeen

Indiana: Michigan City, Bolivar

Michigan: Dearborn Heights, Lake Orion

Connecticut: Barkhamsted, Manchester

Nevada: Reno

Georgia: Griffin

Maryland: Upper Marlboro, Warrensburg, Lexington Park

Arizona: Phoenix

Louisiana: Shreveport, Bossier City

South Carolina: Daniel Island, Charleston

North Carolina: Fayetteville, New Bern

Virginia: Burke, Virginia Beach, Suffolk, Springfield, Norfolk, Chesapeake

Colorado: Colorado Springs

California: Hanford, Solvang, San Ardo, Monterrey, Newberry Park, Carlsbad

New Mexico: Farmington

North Dakota: Minot

South Dakota: Rapid City

Florida: Merritt Island, Palm Coast, Saint John, Middleburg, Saint Augustine

Washington: Colton, Cheney, Seattle, Spokane, Anacortes

Nebraska: Bellevue

Illinois: Orland Park

Rhode Island: Newport

Idaho: Bonners Ferry

[hadaclueonce]

“shelter in place” is Texan for bring the big stuff.

[FlingWingFlyer]

I guess we know why the Kenyan is sending his “refugees” to the red states. Too many “typical white people.”

[Slyfox]

Obama is the enemy and he wants to bring in re-enforcements to shore up his advantage.

Assad is not our enemy.

This is our enemy:

[jy8z]

My town IS on the list!

That means I get to play Cowboys and Muslims. I can't wait.

[BobL]

I live in Houston, so I have NOTHING to worry about.

[garjog]

Why do we have the most powerful military in the world if we are not going to use it They ended WWII in five years because the obliterated the enemy.

[KittyKares]

The California locations are odd choices. They can’t be very high on the list, fortunately.

[Lion Den Dan]

How did these camel shagging sons of Satan get this list?