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You have got to love Trump's twitter tonight [vanity]

Posted on 12/22/2015 7:40:29 PM PST by springwater13

I can't stop laughing. The guy is comedy gold.

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 3m3 minutes ago

When I said that Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Obama, it meant got beaten badly. The media knows this. Often used word in politics!

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 3h3 hours ago

Once again, #MSM is dishonest. "Schlonged" is not vulgar. When I said Hillary got "schlonged" that meant beaten badly.

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump 3h3 hours ago

NPR's @NealConan said "schlonged" to WaPo re: 1984 Mondale/Ferraro campaign: "That ticket went on to get schlonged at the polls." #Hypocrisy

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 3h3 hours ago

For those on TV defending my use of the word "schlonged," bc #MSM is giving it false meaning-tell them it means beaten badly. Dishonest #MSM


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To: springwater13

FRiends, let us recall exactly what party it was that introduced mainstream America (and its children) to “L-ng D-ng Silver”. I don’t even want to replicate the filth.


41 posted on 12/22/2015 8:05:49 PM PST by o_1_2_3__ ( –)
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To: springwater13

Trump is a mad crazy genius. For 24 hours the country has associated Hillary with her “disgusting” bodily functions and Obama “schlonging” her. That’s branding from the world’s branding expert.


42 posted on 12/22/2015 8:06:38 PM PST by springwater13
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43 posted on 12/22/2015 8:06:50 PM PST by Bon mots
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To: springwater13

Masturbation is a form of stress relief, so go schlong yerself....


44 posted on 12/22/2015 8:06:52 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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To: springwater13
Urban Dictionary: Schlong

The only thing more delusional than Trump are his deluded followers. Go look at the dates of the entries.

45 posted on 12/22/2015 8:07:31 PM PST by Monitor ("The urge to save humanity is almost always a false-front for the urge to rule it." - H. L. Mencken)
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To: springwater13
The context makes the meaning that it was beaten in debate so obvious you would think even the MSM would understand.

But then isn't this the same media that listened without comment to Obama call our brave Marines "corpse"-men...

46 posted on 12/22/2015 8:07:39 PM PST by AndyTheBear
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To: WTFOVR

Some smart person probably now owns schlonged.com


47 posted on 12/22/2015 8:07:54 PM PST by bigbob ("Victorious warriors win first and then go to war" Sun Tzu.)
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To: WTFOVR

Some smart person probably now owns schlonged.com


48 posted on 12/22/2015 8:07:59 PM PST by bigbob ("Victorious warriors win first and then go to war" Sun Tzu.)
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To: Yaelle

She got schalacked


49 posted on 12/22/2015 8:09:16 PM PST by hoosiermama
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To: Monitor

Trump didn’t use the noun you linked to. He used a verb.


50 posted on 12/22/2015 8:09:28 PM PST by aMorePerfectUnion
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To: Heart-Rest

“Geraldine Ferraro got schlonged and it was an historic moment.” Gee, trump has done it again. Got them all talking about how vulgar he was, and there is good old NPR using the same word.


51 posted on 12/22/2015 8:09:32 PM PST by healy61
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To: Monitor

The top response for schlonged was

schlonged

to get very drunk
to hit someone or thing
to bismark a someone

i got absolutley schlonged last night.
i schlonged that ball a mile
i schlonged that women last night right in the face

by Mat100 January 07, 2009


52 posted on 12/22/2015 8:10:46 PM PST by Lurkina.n.Learnin (It's a shame enobama truly doesn't care about any of this. Our country, our future, he doesn't care)
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To: springwater13

Glad he didn’t say she got “Svanched”. It would cause heart-attacks among the liberal media.

On second thought, Donald, use it. Would thin the herd of the corrupt liberal media stooges.

Wait till the leftist media brings up a smear charge against Justice Thomas that he watched a porno video roughly entitled “Long Slong Silver” or something like that.
I thought they were talking about the fish place.

The Left has sex on their minds more than they have the safety of America. Just look at Bill Clinton, Anthony Weiner, Eliot Spitzer and the teabaggers of CNN (their term - never heard of it till they said it with snickers, and I don’t mean the candy bar).

Can we still say “Get stuffed”?


53 posted on 12/22/2015 8:14:17 PM PST by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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To: bigbob
Some smart person probably now owns schlonged.com

Yeah, and it's for sale. In addition, if you buy now you get @schlonged twitter account for free! http://schlonged.com/

54 posted on 12/22/2015 8:16:00 PM PST by Vic S
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To: springwater13

Trump is a buffoon.


55 posted on 12/22/2015 8:17:53 PM PST by LouD
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To: Yaelle

She took it in the shorts.


56 posted on 12/22/2015 8:21:36 PM PST by ladyjane
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To: Monitor

You got schlonged......your ignorant goron.


57 posted on 12/22/2015 8:23:38 PM PST by Electric Graffiti (DEPORT OBOLA VOTERS)
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To: springwater13

But enough about Webb Hubbell...


58 posted on 12/22/2015 8:24:02 PM PST by TChad
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To: randita
Well, since she was schlonged by B-O, the term "she was tweeted" might be more appropriate (even though "Twitter" was still quite new back then in 2008, if I'm not mistaken).

In the days before Twitter, there used to be a bug song that some of you may have heard, and here is a youtube link for it.

"Funkier Than A Mosquito's Tweeter" - Ike and Tina Turner
(I believe that is all I have to say about that.)
59 posted on 12/22/2015 8:26:10 PM PST by Heart-Rest ( "Woe to those who call evil good and good evil!" Isaiah 5:20)
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To: Reno89519
Always a risk using an obscure term. I recall years ago in DC a local official saying niggardly and ignorant people rushed to the conclusion that the white person said something racist and derogatory. He quit and the black community was embarrassed by the whole matter...

It's worse than that!
It was a black local official!

60 posted on 12/22/2015 8:29:29 PM PST by publius911 (IMPEACH HIM NOW! evil ignorant stupid or crazy-doesn't matter!)
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