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The Nuclear Option: Donald Trump Schools Rivals on ‘The Art of the Schlong’
Breitbart ^

Posted on 12/23/2015 9:23:37 PM PST by TigerClaws

If you think “The Art of the Deal” was a yuuuuuuuuuuge success — and it was — just wait until Donald Trump comes out with his latest masterpiece, “The Art of the Schlong.”

In “The Art of the Deal,” the real estate mogul tutors budding young mogul wannabes on how to make deals so that they, too, can build giant glass skyscrapers emblazoned with their names in gold.

(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: schlong; schlongholmsyndrome
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1 posted on 12/23/2015 9:23:37 PM PST by TigerClaws
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To: TigerClaws

I for one had never heard the term being in the south and wish I could unhear it.


2 posted on 12/23/2015 9:25:35 PM PST by libbylu
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To: libbylu
Tough.....live with it !

Don't like Trump and we all know how you really feel about him; then stay of threads about him !

3 posted on 12/23/2015 9:29:15 PM PST by nopardons
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To: libbylu

shlooooooonnnnng.


4 posted on 12/23/2015 9:33:59 PM PST by RC one (....and subject to the jurisdiction thereof)
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To: libbylu

It is not really a regional term——


5 posted on 12/23/2015 9:34:04 PM PST by freespirit2012
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To: RC one

LOL


6 posted on 12/23/2015 9:36:19 PM PST by HANG THE EXPENSE (Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: libbylu

You really need to get over your TDS. There is nothing wrong with schlong.


7 posted on 12/23/2015 9:37:23 PM PST by HerrBlucher (Abortion is murder)
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To: libbylu
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8 posted on 12/23/2015 9:40:18 PM PST by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the Occupation Media. #2ndAmendmentMatters)
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To: freespirit2012

it is such a non-issue.


9 posted on 12/23/2015 9:41:46 PM PST by RC one (....and subject to the jurisdiction thereof)
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To: libbylu

I am assuming that you are a female, which if true, would explain the likelihood of you not hearing the term before. Whether you are or not is irrelevant. Please get over yourself, I’m sure that you have heard far worse things than the word schlong. There is a difference in not liking a candidate and being obnoxious.


10 posted on 12/23/2015 9:43:55 PM PST by PJBankard (It is better to be thought an idiot than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt.)
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To: PA Engineer

LOL


11 posted on 12/23/2015 9:44:23 PM PST by PJBankard (It is better to be thought an idiot than to open ones mouth and remove all doubt.)
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To: libbylu
So, you didn't watch PBS after Mondale lost?

PBS said that Mondale got Schlonged.

I guess that makes Trump a Plagiarist.

12 posted on 12/23/2015 9:45:39 PM PST by Kickass Conservative (Obama, unable to call a Spade a Spade...)
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I guess that makes Trump a Plagiarist.

Ha...Here is something for the Trump haters to get their teeth into

Does the Donald have a NY state barbers license....?

Enquiring minds seek to know......?

13 posted on 12/23/2015 9:55:22 PM PST by spokeshave (MDSM = Mentally Discombobulated Screaming Media)
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To: libbylu

I’m in Texas and had definitely heard that word before, but not since jr. high or high school (late 80s/early 90s). Also, I’d only ever heard it as a noun, not as a...verb phrase...er, adjective (???).

The funny thing is that the left/media has made such a big deal out of that word that I can’t get it out of my head now, and I’m guessing that’s probably true for other people, too. The media have helped Trump resurrect a tacky old term and make it kind of cute. :-) Lots of young people are hearing it now for the first time and will start using it, I guarantee you. Good going, Free Speech Police!


14 posted on 12/23/2015 9:55:26 PM PST by TXBlair (We will not forget Benghazi.)
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To: libbylu

In canada we said it all the time. Just teens being teens :)


15 posted on 12/23/2015 10:13:55 PM PST by max americana (fired every liberal in our company at every election cycle..and laughed at their faces (true story))
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To: libbylu

Once you’ve been schlonged, you can never be un-schlonged. Sort of like circumcision.


16 posted on 12/23/2015 10:22:34 PM PST by moovova
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To: TXBlair

As I understand it, in Trump’s definition, Hillary was SHAFTED by Obama in 2008. My source is the online dictionary, A Merriam Limbaugh. Also, Steyn today said that it was used to mean shafted when a college election was lost. The losing side said they were schlonged by the winning side.


17 posted on 12/23/2015 10:30:58 PM PST by BigEdLB (Take it Easy, Chuck. I'm Not Taking it Back -- Donald Trump)
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To: BigEdLB

Leaving the meaning of the term he used aside for a moment, Hillary didn’t get ‘schlonged’ or ‘badly beaten’ by Obama. She got ‘schlonged’ or ‘badly beaten’ but the good ole boys who run the DNC. They wanted a black, so they chose him, played around with the MI delegates, and he came out the winner. It had little to do with Obama defeating her in the primaries.


18 posted on 12/23/2015 10:37:42 PM PST by EDINVA
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To: RC one; PA Engineer

BWHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.....
Libblyu maybe suffering from schlongholm syndrome ;)


19 posted on 12/23/2015 10:37:46 PM PST by Electric Graffiti (DEPORT OBOLA VOTERS)
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To: Electric Graffiti

Perfect!


20 posted on 12/23/2015 10:38:26 PM PST by EDINVA
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