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Kwanzaa: As fictional as Festivus -- so why does Obama call it...
therebel.media ^ | December 25, 2015 | DAVID MENZIES

Posted on 12/25/2015 3:53:02 PM PST by MeshugeMikey

complete title...Kwanzaa: As fictional as Festivus -- so why does Obama call it a “vibrant celebration of African culture”?

".... Kwanzaa is a complete fabrication. A make-believe holiday invented by an ex-convict, Ron N. Everett, who is known today as Dr. Maulana Karenga.

In addition to having a nasty penchant for torture, Karenga was described by a prison psychiatrist as “both paranoid and schizophrenic with hallucinations.” Not exactly Santa Claus, eh?

Listen in while I tell the tale of how Karenga’s “truthiness” got validation in our politically correct times leaving us with a totally make-believe holiday.

As we continue the descent into politically-correct madness, God bless, and a happy Festivus to one and all.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: africa; kwanzaa; maulanakarenga; ronneverett
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To: Salamander

Moe: I was born a Snake Handler, and I'll die a Snake Handler.
41 posted on 12/25/2015 4:22:00 PM PST by Trillian
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To: dp0622

AL and Jesse are conssidering going ba into Bidness together

Straight Up Leit... bidness model

They expect to get Kwanzaa Hut Franchise off the grouud by Easter..


42 posted on 12/25/2015 4:23:13 PM PST by MeshugeMikey ("Never, Never, Never, Give Up," Winston Churchill ><> GO CRUZ!!!!)
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To: MeshugeMikey

How about Chelsea Day?

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Because butt ugly girls everywhere deserve a special day?


43 posted on 12/25/2015 4:24:19 PM PST by Graybeard58 (Bill and Hillary Clinton are the penicillin-resistant syphilis of our political system.)
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To: MeshugeMikey

lol. first time we go, my treat.


44 posted on 12/25/2015 4:26:07 PM PST by dp0622
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To: LukeL

boy, you educated people sure know how to ruin all the fun!

there goes my @#$@#$ Kwanzaa decorations.

a food stamp, a crack pipe and some KFC.


45 posted on 12/25/2015 4:28:05 PM PST by dp0622
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To: Baynative

Kwanza is as fictional as allah


46 posted on 12/25/2015 4:30:23 PM PST by Sasparilla
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To: Sacajaweau

I hear the last hold-outs for the Kwanzaa are liberal white elementary school teachers...


47 posted on 12/25/2015 4:33:22 PM PST by GOPJ (No one in power is on our side.No one in power is on our side. Absolutely no one. freeper marron)
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To: MeshugeMikey

As a Pastafarian from the Reform branch of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster I’d like to wish everyone a Merry FSMas.


48 posted on 12/25/2015 4:38:18 PM PST by DoodleDawg
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To: MeshugeMikey

49 posted on 12/25/2015 4:38:33 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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To: GOPJ

Yep. Was an FBI operation. Still does not stop stupid magic mushroom liberals from saying Jesus/God is a fiction.


50 posted on 12/25/2015 4:40:59 PM PST by lavaroise (A well regulated gun being necessary to the state, the rights of the militia shall noshi)
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To: Salamander
Howz about a really fat Santa Viking Kitty with laser beams in her frickin eyeballs...

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51 posted on 12/25/2015 4:41:49 PM PST by digger48
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To: MeshugeMikey


52 posted on 12/25/2015 4:42:22 PM PST by Iron Munro (The wise have stores of choice food and oil but a foolish man devours all he has. Proverbs 21:20)
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To: ROCKLOBSTER

K w a n z a a C l a w s

I'm Dreaming Of A Black Kwanzaa

I'm Dreaming Of A Black Kwanzaa
With the seven candles all a-glow
With the flames all a'flickering
And bright red wax be dripping
By white lines of snow in a row

I'm Dreaming Of A Black Kwanzaa
With the seven candles burning low
And the dope smoke a-drifting
Makes our heads all go spinning
While the Big Choomer is sniffing
A couple righteous lines of blow

I'm Dreaming Of A Black Kwanzaa
With the seven candles all a-glow
And one we all know
Burns for each of the great
Seven mystery states
Where Barack Obama has yet to go

I'm Dreaming Of A Black Kwanzaa
With every candle lit each night
And another year of illegal immigration
With some solemn meditation
And generous reparations
Plus lots of fried chicken for all to eat

I'm Dreaming Of A Black Kwanzaa
So I can watch the candles all a-flame
And the little chi'rens singing
And the fed'ral gub'ment bringing
Free Kwanzaa stuff to my crib
And to all my many mooching Homies.....


53 posted on 12/25/2015 4:47:49 PM PST by Iron Munro (The wise have stores of choice food and oil but a foolish man devours all he has. Proverbs 21:20)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Maulana Karenga Hakuna Matata to you too!


54 posted on 12/25/2015 4:52:31 PM PST by BigEdLB (Take it Easy, Chuck. I'm Not Taking it Back -- Donald Trump)
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To: MeshugeMikey
Nerry Crimmus and Happyz Kwanza!

Merry Crimmus!

On the tenph day o' Kawanza, mah gummint done gave to me....

Ten mo lil chilluns'

Nine packs a skittles,


Eight big ole "spinnas",

Seven bags o weed,

Six pack uh "fotay's",


FIVE GOLDEN TOOFS!,
Fo’ ... struttin’ ... ho’s,
Three quarts of vodka,

Two stolen "gats",

and a Visio plasma TV!

Merry Crimmus MoFos!

55 posted on 12/25/2015 4:54:27 PM PST by DCBryan1 (No realli, moose bytes can be quite nasti!)
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To: MeshugeMikey

Yeah, I thought I said “unmarried white FEMALE public school teachers”, but I obviously left a critical observation out.


56 posted on 12/25/2015 5:00:31 PM PST by Jim Noble (Diseases desperate grown Are by desperate appliance relieved Or not at al)
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To: dp0622

Don’t forget...Instead of snowflakes...sprinkle around watermelon seeds......


57 posted on 12/25/2015 5:12:27 PM PST by Boonie ("Nuke 'em all...Let Allah sort 'em out...)
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To: Boonie

lol. how could I leave that out?

Black Americans know NOTHING about Africa and I can’t imagine a number of them have visited there.

At least I’ve been to Italy/Sicily a few times, have distant relatives and my parents spoke it, though not as the first language of course.

And for brevity’s sake, I sometimes refer to myself on the board as Italian American. no such thing. I am an American with Sicilian ancestors. That’s it.

Love some of the customs and the country, but is a WAY WAY DISTANT second to my country, the US.


58 posted on 12/25/2015 5:18:25 PM PST by dp0622
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To: Salamander

Put some underpants on that dog! lol


59 posted on 12/25/2015 5:21:32 PM PST by navet97
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To: CatherineofAragon

My snake buddies are posting them all over the place.

They’re hysterical.

:D


60 posted on 12/25/2015 5:29:44 PM PST by Salamander (It's your world, but it's my street....)
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