Affluenza jerk couldn’t afford strip club bill, crawled to mommy

NY Post ^ | January 1, 2016

[HonkyTonkMan]

The "affluenza" brat partied a little too hard at a strip club in Mexico while on the lam and needed Mommy's help to foot the bill.

Ethan Couch, 18, typically stayed inside his room at Los Tules, a resort in Puerto Vallarta, but one night, he decided to hit a gentleman's club.

Hours later, he was escorted back to the lobby of the resort flanked by two bouncers from the club after he could not pay his big bill.

Hotel workers had to go get his mom, Tonya, who was sleeping upstairs.

"He did not have enough money to pay the bar bill, and his mother had to bail him out," hotel worker Marina Meza told The Dallas Morning News.

[SkyDancer]

Maybe a reality show? Like showing him wallowing around in misery in that Mexican detention center.

[Nailbiter]

Dad,
Has his own problems- was arrested/detained for impersonating a police officer

[SkyDancer]

Talk about your dysfunctional family.

[Nailbiter]

Some people can handle being affluent- others are like these weasels- brings out the worst behaviours

[dainbramaged]

Mexico has many interesting laws.
Try sneaking into their country and finding a job. I believe it's a two year prison sentence. Guns? Not allowed.

[GBA]

Not much really. More or less the same thing, just a matter of scale.

In this life, most of us play Truth and Consequences.

But there's always that select few who can play Cash or Consequences.

Speaking of...I wonder how much it will cost Daddy to get his boy out of Mexico's legal system or if he even wants his kid back.

[sport]

From what I have read, the boy beat daddy’s time with mama. And mama divorced daddy and got her and boy enough money from daddy to play on for a while. Daddy probably thanks God and Greyhound that both are gone.

[Timpanagos1]

If the Mexicans want to rock his world, they can hold him and charge him for illegal possession of a firearm. That would be the easiest way to keep him in a cell.

[Autonomous User]

Dayum. Ethans Mom is Carrot Top! http://www.ibtimes.com/carrot-top-ethan-couch-comedian-trends-twitter-alongside-photos-affluenza-teens-mom-2245537

[MinorityRepublican]

You may get up to a 30-year sentence in a Mexican prison if found guilty.

[GBA]

No kidding? I didn't know that.

That's probably as close to a happy ending as that story could have at this point and now she's back in the U.S.S.A?

Wow. There's karma and then there's Boomerang karma with the Velcro upgrade. Yikes...

There are a few pictures of her with a look on her face that makes me shudder involuntarily and recoil away from the monitor.

Way too familiar, corral full of nightmares requiring a shot or few of Lagavulin to scare off.

[gop4lyf]

I was just thinking the other day that before long there will be reality shows that follow incarcerated celebrities.

[Kenton]

his mother should be in the cell next to him

So mom can listen while he's being gang raped? He's kind of twink, I imagine he'll have hardened gang members fighting over him...

[USMCPOP]

You may get up to a 30-year sentence in a Mexican prison if found guilty.

Exactly. Seems to me the local courts and attorneys could make a whole lot of money on this, easily. More than the cost of incarceration. So why give him up? Guaranteed to cure affluenza in 30 years or less.

[Company Man]

Irresponsible as ever, even now. He's very lucky the dudes at the tittybar didn't take him out back and beat the living crap out of him, or worse.

[brooklin]

She’s uglier than Carrot Top!

[seawolf101]

I was just thinking the other day that before long there will be reality shows that follow incarcerated celebrities.

I was thinking the same thing about Hillary clinton.