Is that a turtle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Well....at least he got the first three letters of the word right. Because that’s all he really has.
2 posted on
01/09/2016 6:59:53 AM PST by
Gaffer
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There’s something just not right about Jeb.
3 posted on
01/09/2016 7:00:26 AM PST by
RoosterRedux
(Long is the way and hard, that out of Hell leads up to light - John Milton, Paradise Lost)
To: COUNTrecount
Bob Dole used to carry a card with the tenth amendment printed on it in his pocket...that was just for show, too.
4 posted on
01/09/2016 7:00:32 AM PST by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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I always carry a rosary....Critters??? If it poops....I ain’t carrying it in MY pocket.
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"I have a bunch of turtles. I got the little baby Jesus, I got my rosary beads and I got three turtles."I've got a pocketknife, and a bottlecap, and a really neat rock I found.
6 posted on
01/09/2016 7:02:36 AM PST by
Wissa
(Gone Galt)
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When he’s 93 and rocking slowly at the home, he’ll be caressing a worn plastic turtle, “Slow and steady, any day now, slow and steady...”
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More appropriate traveling companions for amigo Jeb would be a slug in one pocket and a snake in the other.
9 posted on
01/09/2016 7:07:44 AM PST by
caltaxed
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Oh I’ve got a loverly bunch of turtles...
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14 posted on
01/09/2016 7:09:26 AM PST by
pookie18
(10 months until the general election...)
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Big deal. Obama carries a live gerbil in his...ummm....you know.
15 posted on
01/09/2016 7:11:48 AM PST by
Bryanw92
(Sic semper tyrannis)
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This is just simply the last embarrassing straw, Jeb truly needs some mental health help.....I am not saying that because I oppose him. The man is a child, surely someone in his family would tell him to quit for the good of what’s left of the family name. How much more can they take?
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Those aren’t turtles; they’re his campaign consultants.
20 posted on
01/09/2016 7:18:54 AM PST by
IronJack
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21 posted on
01/09/2016 7:22:18 AM PST by
Lurkinanloomin
(Know Islam, No Peace - No Islam, Know Peace)
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amphibian user and abuser.
22 posted on
01/09/2016 7:24:50 AM PST by
Diogenesis
("When a crime is unpunished, the world is unbalanced.")
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I usually carry my keys, some change, and a loose mint or cough drop covered in lint.
23 posted on
01/09/2016 7:31:57 AM PST by
Oratam
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24 posted on
01/09/2016 7:34:55 AM PST by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
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The turd Jeb carries turtles? Well he is slow and low energy, so it makes sense.
26 posted on
01/09/2016 7:37:58 AM PST by
A CA Guy
( God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.w)
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Now why would Jebra carry Mitch McConnell around in his pocket?
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Slow and steady win the race...in the right direction, not someone who walk backwards while insulting potential voters against you
28 posted on
01/09/2016 7:43:13 AM PST by
4rcane
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HEADLINE: Tippy Toes Totes Toy Turtles
The alliteration is beautiful in its simplicity.
29 posted on
01/09/2016 7:46:51 AM PST by
glennaro
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