[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

“If someone tells you, ‘You pray on your break,’ and the break time is not the prayer time?”... “It will be impossible to pray.”

A poor god indeed who cannot hear but five certain times a day, and ONLY if you face a certain direction, and beat your head on the ground while wailing like someone passing a kidney stone!

1 Kings 18: NLB
27 About noontime, Elijah began mocking them.

“You’ll have to shout louder than that,” he scoffed, “to catch the attention of your god! Perhaps he is talking to someone, or is out sitting on the toilet, or maybe he is away on a trip, or is asleep and needs to be wakened!”

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

1 Kings 18: NLB
27 About noontime, Elijah began mocking them.

You’ll have to shout louder than that, “he scoffed,” to catch the attention of your god! Perhaps he is talking to someone, or is out sitting on the toilet, or maybe he is away on a trip, or is asleep and needs to be wakened!”