I think I see a new porn remake in the future.
-PJ
Posted on 02/19/2016 7:09:53 AM PST by Paul46360
A U.S. soldier wounded in an explosion will be the first person in the United States to receive a penis transplant, doctors at Johns Hopkins Hospital said, which could open the way for about 60 other servicemen with genital injuries to have this surgery.
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There are those that believe homosexuality is something one is born with and is a genetic component of that person. I personally do not believe this.
Nonetheless, if a man gets one of those transplants that happens to be surplus from some trans-gendered freak, with the genes from the new part infiltrate his body and make him a homo too?
Lots of interesting theories can come from this.
Such as the subject soldiers wrists being so limp after surgery he can no longer hold a rifle.
I got a vasectomy so my wife couldn’t get pregnant. It doesn’t work and only changes the color of the baby.
I think I see a new porn remake in the future.
-PJ
“it’s twue . . . it’s twue. . . .
I guess all those men that want surgery to become women can come to the rescue.
Igor: “He’ll be very popular...”
Made from the foreskin of a bull elephant, it’s a wallet; but rub it just right, it’s a set of luggage.
So to end it she produced a PowerLock 25’ Rulersaying lets measure them Right-Here & Right-Now!
The 1st guy pulled his out of his pants and it measured 6". The 2d guy just sat still. He was told to show it and said he couldn't. When asked why not, he said becase it’s so long.
After the laughter in the SanFrancisco Bar settled down a bit, the Bar Maid asked, Why Not?
The man answered, Because it's still in Saigon.
Inga: He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing a baby elephant’s trunk onto the man’s penis.
Overjoyed, the man went out with his best girl to a very fancy restaurant. After cocktails, the man’s penis crept out of his pants, felt around the table, grabbed a hard roll and quickly disappeared under the tablecloth. The girl was startled and exclaimed, “What was that?”.
Suddenly the penis came back, took another hard roll and just as quickly disappeared. The girl was silent for a moment, then finally said, “I don’t believe I saw what I think I just saw... can you do that again?”
With a bit of an uncomfortable smile the man replied, “Honey, I’d like to, but I don’t think my ass can take another hard roll!”
LOL! So true.
Donor: AB normal?
These soldiers deserve everything we can do for them, and they don’t deserve jokes.
Thank you!!
Our Vets deserve the very best of whatever they need. Anything else is not acceptable.
When I first read I thought it said U.S. soldier to get U.S. penis. There are a plethora of jokes I’m that phrase.
+1
There are only two sizes of Government Issue: Too Small and Too Big.
Wait. Scratch that last one ...
These soldiers deserve everything we can do for them, and they don’t deserve jokes.
as a registered organ donor, I’ve always been gratified to think of my heart beating on after I’m gone. This just raises the bar.
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