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A Robot That Has Fun at Telemarketers’ Expense
NY Times ^ | FEB. 24, 2016 | NICK BILTON

Posted on 02/25/2016 1:03:01 PM PST by TroutStalker

Roger Anderson may not seem like a superhero. But to many, he has become one.

By day, Mr. Anderson is a consultant who works on phone systems, setting up phone lines for companies and the kind of networks that ask you to press 1 for this, 2 for that. He loves telephones. When he's on vacation, he visits places like the Museum of Communications in Seattle, where he takes selfies next to old telephones wires. (His wife even made him a little hat embroidered with telephones.)

But by night, he wages battles against evil telemarketers, tweaking and honing a robot that can talk endlessly to telemarketers, wasting their time so they don't have to waste yours.

It all started a few years ago, when a telemarketer called Mr. Anderson with a pitch, and rather than talk to the sales guy, he handed the phone to his young son. The telemarketer cursed at the little boy. Enough was enough.

Average people harassed by telemarketers do not have many options. They may try to block callers by painstakingly entering each number into their smartphone's block list, signing up for VoIP phone services that offer spam call filters, or downloading apps like Truecaller. There is also a national Do Not Call Registry, but many calls still get through.

Mr. Anderson, however, is no ordinary telephone user, so he decided to take a crack at solving the problem in a new way.

Enter the Jolly Roger Telephone Company. Whenever Mr. Anderson hears from a telemarketer, he patches the caller through to his robot, puts his phone on mute and lets his bot do the talking.

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...it can monitor what the telemarketer is saying, and then do its best to try to keep the person on the end of the line engaged.

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To: TroutStalker
“Whenever you ask the robot a question, it always replies ‘yes,’” Mr. Anderson said. “So it kept signing it up for all the sports packages and high-speed services that the cable telemarketer offered.”

This sounds like a big problem to me.

21 posted on 02/25/2016 1:22:09 PM PST by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: righttackle44

Lately, they seem to all be Indian people. At least the scammers...

The other day, I complained that I had already heard that scam and I wanted a different scam. He changed scripts on me.


22 posted on 02/25/2016 1:22:37 PM PST by AppyPappy (If you really want to irritate someone, point out something obvious they are trying hard to ignore.)
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To: erkelly

Are you saying you should stop threatened MV to cut off their phone dialing fingers if they ever call again?


23 posted on 02/25/2016 1:23:31 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Sopater

You’ve given me an idea.

I don’t get many calls like this, but beginning the conversation by asking if the telemarketer has been saved or knows Jesus might greatly shorten the conversation - or not.

-JT


24 posted on 02/25/2016 1:23:41 PM PST by Jamestown1630
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To: erkelly

No.


25 posted on 02/25/2016 1:23:44 PM PST by gogeo (Donald Trump. Because it's finally come to that.)
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To: Jamestown1630

That’s what my wife does. Your standard issue heathen cannot tolerate the Gospel. It is like a crucifix on a vampire


26 posted on 02/25/2016 1:24:55 PM PST by AppyPappy (If you really want to irritate someone, point out something obvious they are trying hard to ignore.)
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To: The Sons of Liberty

Most times you can tell before they even speak. There is always a long pause after you say ‘hello’.
If I hear a long silence, I just hang up.
When feeling mean I just say, “please give me a moment”...then put the phone down and ignore it.
This *is* war.


27 posted on 02/25/2016 1:25:03 PM PST by glasseye
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To: erkelly
They make very little money, usually on commission.

Not so fast, I've been in sale all of my life including tele sales, though I market to businesses, not residential.

You would be surprised what top sellers can make if working for a reputable company/product and a good territory.

I myself have make over 100K, I've seen some make more than double that.

28 posted on 02/25/2016 1:29:36 PM PST by Las Vegas Ron ("Medicine is the keystone in the arch of Socialism" Vladimir Lenin)
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To: grobdriver

Lenny is a much better robot than this one, for sure. But I don’t think the public has access to Lenny.


29 posted on 02/25/2016 1:32:58 PM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: erkelly

You are full of sh*t.

I pay for my phone lines to use as I see fit, and being annoyed by useless solicitors is not on my approved list!

Any telemarketer that ignores the do not call lists deserves every ounce of abuse that can be heaped upon them.


30 posted on 02/25/2016 1:33:43 PM PST by Augie
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To: TroutStalker

Lately the scum have taken to spoofing their # as though it comes from my local area code. I've got some muffins in the back yard I'd offer to sell them if I were willing to allow them to blood-suck yet another five seconds of my life that it would take.

31 posted on 02/25/2016 1:34:11 PM PST by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: MeganC

My landline and my cell are on the Do Not Call list but I still get several calls daily. I just hang up on them.

What really makes me mad are the political robo calls that continue to tie up my phone after I’ve hung up on them. I can’t use my phone until the recording plays to the end.
So, what happens if I need to call 911 in an emergency, I pick up the phone to dial 911, and can’t make the call because the recording is still playing?


32 posted on 02/25/2016 1:35:28 PM PST by Radagast the Fool (At my signal, UNLEASH PALIN!!)
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To: TroutStalker

I usually start speaking Spanish or German and they hang up.

Had one who spoke Spanish and easily made that transition, so I switched to Tagalog.


33 posted on 02/25/2016 1:37:34 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway - "Enjoy Yourself" ala Louis Prima)
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To: TroutStalker

Mr Mabe?


34 posted on 02/25/2016 1:38:48 PM PST by showme_the_Glory ((ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government))
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To: erkelly

I DO like it. My number has been on the National Do Not Call list for over a year and yet they still call. When you point this out to them, they hang up or argue. I have zero sympathy for these idiots. They can rot. I’ve already added this number and plan to give it a test-drive at my next opportunity.


35 posted on 02/25/2016 1:39:07 PM PST by Zarro (Ben Carson 2016)
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To: TroutStalker

Nice!


36 posted on 02/25/2016 1:42:27 PM PST by sickoflibs (Trumpetir : 'I don't care what he says, or ever said. He is the only one I trust"')
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To: TroutStalker

This man deserves a Nobel Prize for Telecommunications.


37 posted on 02/25/2016 1:43:27 PM PST by bigbob ("Victorious warriors win first and then go to war" Sun Tzu.)
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To: Augie
Your points are valid.

Whatever reason they have for pursuing their illegal activity is of no interest to me. They are breaking the law by harassing people over and over and over again ...

38 posted on 02/25/2016 1:45:50 PM PST by glennaro
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To: Zarro

What many folks don’t realize is that the laws creating no call registries left at lot of loopholes.


39 posted on 02/25/2016 1:46:58 PM PST by Company Man (Trump towers.)
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To: TroutStalker

NOMOROBO is a free service that automatically dumps Robo calls. It works quite well.


40 posted on 02/25/2016 1:53:13 PM PST by Brooklyn Attitude (It's the apocalypse, lets have some fun!)
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