Cruz:‘Trump May Be A Rat But I Have No Desire To Copulate With Him’ (Video)

Daily Caller ^ | 3/25/16 | Steve Guest

[DeathBeforeDishonor1]

Sen. Ted Cruz  97% says “Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him.”

After calling the National Enquirer report of the alleged affair “garbage,” Cruz said, “What is striking, is Donald’s henchman, Roger Stone had for months been foreshadowing that this attack was coming.”(RELATED: Cruz Accuses Trump Of Planting ‘Sleaze’ In National Enquirer)

Stone, a former adviser to Trump, has been labeled by some in the media as a “rat*ucker” due to using dirty political tricks when he worked in the Nixon administration.

[BigEdLB]

LOL

[niki]

I think Cruz is scarier than Obama. He is a narcissist with a God complex. Not a good combo.

[butterdezillion]

I don’t have a candidate.

Tell me the words that Cruz or his campaign said which were factually incorrect. Quote them to me.

If you can’t, then please retract your lie about Cruz.

[Fresh Wind]

The Cruz campaign said Carson would be making “a big announcement next week”.

Those words did not appear in the CNN story. Neither Carson nor his people said that.

The Cruz campaign made that part up.

They took idle speculation on the part of the two CNN personalities, amplified it, and reported it as fact.

[Bird Jenkins]

[Rastus]

I guess there wasn’t an appropriate movie line he could quote to fit the situation.

[DaughterofEve]

Oh, Bob! He is missed. I so wish I could hear his commentary these days.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

He’s atracted to rats, but Trump just isn’t his type.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Trump’s not his type of rat. He likes well combed fur.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

I am glad that Cruz won’t sleep with just any rat.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Cruz tries to be really faithful to his wife, but then some hot rat comes along. That gleam in her eye. That swing in her tail.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

“I stand before you today without any insurance.”

[Dramatic moment, and a lie.]

“I liquidated my assets to run for senate.”

[Dramatic moment, and a lie.]

“I never once slept with that rat. Not once!”

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

‘This is such a bizarre comment. This will follow him for awhile.’

Oh I dunno. It might depend on what rats turn him on.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

‘Who does he desire to copulate with?’

It depends on the rat, the one with that certain something in its squeak.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

‘Trump May Be A Rat But I Have No Desire ...’

The first step to a cure is admitting you have a problem. This was a big moment for the Teddy Bear.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

‘Ted has some bizarre sexual problems.’

One great leap for the ‘free love’ movement, but what rat in its right mind would consent?

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

PETA should demand Cruz’ house be searched. Rat trafficking. It’s real. And it’s cruel to animals.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

We warned Cruz to spend less time with Glenn Beck.

[RoosterRedux]

Cruz is one weird dude.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Romeo and Juli-rat.