Ok, I demand it. Now what?
Anybody know any good jokes?
Ron Paul, Gary Johnson, and Grover Norquist walk into a bar...
I saw saw one in the mens room above the urinal it said “why you looking up here the jokes in your hand “
A grasshopper walks into a bar and bellies up.
The bartender says to him “Hey, we have a drink named after you”!
The grasshopper replies: “You have a drink named Irving”?
LOL!!
Carly Fiorina walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks: why the long face?
I don’t demand anything. What is it with this stuff?
I will live either way. Geesh
Bernie jokes or Hillary jokes?
No jokes for those [Cruz] [Trump] macacas!! Grrrr!
Maybe a strongly worded letter.
Some ALL CAPS mixed in.
Bold letters and colored fonts is always impressive too!
And if that doesn't work -
rofl!
Perfect answer!!
A kenyan, a homosexual and a communist walk into a bar.
The bartender says, Good evening president obama.
lol
What do you get when you cross Ted Cruz with an adulterer? Ted Cruz!
Thank you very much!
ok, a man and a horse walk into a bar. The bartender asks “why the long face?”
Pavlov walks into a bar. The phone rings, and he says, “Damn, I forgot to feed the dog.”
John Kerry walks into a bar..
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5.00 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450.00. In one year, it would be approximately $5400.00 correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400.00, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000.00 correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No.
Man:
Where’s your Ferrari?