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Ted Cruz Was On The Maury Povich Show Yesterday
Barstool Sports ^
| April 19 2016
| "el Presidente"
Posted on 04/20/2016 5:21:28 AM PDT by mkjessup
Photo of Ted Cruz on Maury Povich (or perhaps a mystery sister lost at birth).
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TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: canadian; cruz; cruzie; cruzrhymeswithlose; ineligible; maury; omg; wth
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You just can't make this stuff up, the jokes just write themselves, lol
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posted on
04/20/2016 5:21:28 AM PDT
by
mkjessup
To: mkjessup
What did I tell ya?
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posted on
04/20/2016 5:22:11 AM PDT
by
mkjessup
(.)
To: onyx; Jane Long; SaveFerris; antceecee; miss marmelstein; 20yearsofinternet; tirednvirginia; ...
*PING-A-DING-DING!!! LOL
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posted on
04/20/2016 5:23:16 AM PDT
by
mkjessup
(We Don't Know. Where Heidi Went. But She Won't Be Married. To The President. Burma Shave)
To: mkjessup
ROFLMAO! (a grrrrrrreat way to start the day) Thanks mkjessup.
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posted on
04/20/2016 5:24:50 AM PDT
by
PGalt
To: mkjessup
Holy crap that girl looks like TED CRUZ.
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posted on
04/20/2016 5:25:16 AM PDT
by
Cats Pajamas
(Someone tell Cruz Karma is a BITCH.)
To: mkjessup
LOL
Another State to go along with Florida, Virginia, Ohio and now New York
Rafael Nixon Cruz fail to reach 20% of the vote
Won Zero Counties and came in Third.
How can this person with a straight face say he can beat Hillary , where Texas.
Not in a General Election
Like he told Hannity yesterday he won a purple State of Colorado , failed to mention he disenfranchised 1.1 Million Voters to win.
Romney is calling for one of the two to get out that was a mistake to have two vs Trump
I think he meant Cruz.
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posted on
04/20/2016 5:28:27 AM PDT
by
scooby321
To: mkjessup
Were they 5 blind guys, like in the National Enquirer?
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posted on
04/20/2016 5:28:45 AM PDT
by
kiryandil
(.)
To: mkjessup
I think you're a jerk.
Ted Cruz beat Ben Carson in most of the New York districts yesterday, and people like you will NEVER be able to take that away from him with all your snarky comments and Meanie McMeanpants picture-posting.
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posted on
04/20/2016 5:32:18 AM PDT
by
kiryandil
(.)
To: mkjessup
Could be a Trump love child
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posted on
04/20/2016 5:32:56 AM PDT
by
gusopol3
To: Cats Pajamas
Holy crap that girl looks like TED CRUZ.
I wonder if Senior Cruz was dipping his wick in *other* places nobody knows about? LOL
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posted on
04/20/2016 5:33:18 AM PDT
by
mkjessup
(We Don't Know. Where Heidi Went. But She Won't Be Married. To The President. Burma Shave)
To: mkjessup
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posted on
04/20/2016 5:35:08 AM PDT
by
patriot08
(5th generation Texan ...(girl typeTS) Run the unlikable slimy Canadian lawyer and its HELLO HILLARY!)
To: scooby321
“failed to mention he disenfranchised 1.1 Million Voters to win.”
That’s a lie.
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posted on
04/20/2016 5:35:22 AM PDT
by
Slambat
To: mkjessup
Has to be one of Rafael Sr’s spawns.
Her name is probably Rafaellla or Tedetta. LOL
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posted on
04/20/2016 5:35:25 AM PDT
by
dforest
(Ted took your money and is laughing all the way to Goldman Sachs)
To: mkjessup
How did Trump manage that? Very sneaky.
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posted on
04/20/2016 5:38:02 AM PDT
by
Lx
(Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.")
To: Slambat
No it’s true. Where voters don’t vote, Ted wins. And nearly everyone has figured this out. Look at the stats from the bipartisan groups that tally the election results.
As far as FR forum goes, I read the rules and observe and respect the words of its founder JR.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3418598/posts?page=62#62
Cruz has lost it fair and square and should step aside for the sake of the country. If his continued efforts at thievery split and destroy the party
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/gop/3419800/posts?page=51#51
Cruz lost the primary vote and is now aiding and abetting the enemy (the GOPe)in their treasonous attempt to deny the nomination to the winner.
Cruz is a sore loser turned traitor against the grassroots voters.
And the foolish neophyte thinks the GOPe is going to let him have a shot at the presidency if he helps them block Trump?
Laughable if it wasn’t so serious.
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51 posted on 4/11/2016, 4:58:07 PM by Jim Robinson
To: Cats Pajamas
Aren’t you supposed to say the person looks like the more well known figure?
Cruz looks a lot like this woman.
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posted on
04/20/2016 5:42:43 AM PDT
by
DoughtyOne
(Hey Ted, why are you taking one for the RNC/GOPe team, and not ours? Not that we don't know.)
To: gusopol3; All
Could be a Trump love child
Highly unlikely.
Trump has MUCH better taste in women. That Cruz look-alike has a face only a mother could love.
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posted on
04/20/2016 5:44:39 AM PDT
by
mkjessup
(We Don't Know. Where Heidi Went. But She Won't Be Married. To The President. Burma Shave)
To: mkjessup
Why heck, Ted thinks she’s just like America.
She’s at her best when she’s on her back!
Ted, WTH were you thinking?
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posted on
04/20/2016 5:45:56 AM PDT
by
DoughtyOne
(Hey Ted, why are you taking one for the RNC/GOPe team, and not ours? Not that we don't know.)
To: patriot08
Little late with that one, dude. Covered under,’Hump Day Humor
Well in the wake of Trump's sweep of New York last night, some things just need re-posting, lol
"Viva la UGLY Cruuuuuuz BEEEOTCH!!" lol
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posted on
04/20/2016 5:47:00 AM PDT
by
mkjessup
(We Don't Know. Where Heidi Went. But She Won't Be Married. To The President. Burma Shave)
To: mkjessup
I hear that Ted Cruz is an Islamic Jihadist who eats puppies and babies....I hate him with a passion and want laws to change so we can assault him legally.
Fox News is propagating this photo right now, and we all know that Fox News is a tool of the Establishment.....oh wait!
/ trump fan
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posted on
04/20/2016 5:47:51 AM PDT
by
lormand
(Inside every liberal is a dung slinging monkey)
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